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honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

The last one killed me!!

I beat it was an archeaologist…

I don't know what brand of black paint they're using but I think I'm experiencing feelings I've only read about in fanfiction

has anyone with the dsmp download found the banned from streams how to sex book. what was in it that it cant be shown live on stream. i was always curious but also idgaf enough to dl the world and hunt it down

Give me like 20 minutes I'll log on, 'cause I have Tommy's inventory in my game (messed with player data with the help of a friend)

How to sex

thats fucking hilarious ty

Jayce you better go get your damn wife from wherever the hell she is then take your ass to the undercity and pick up your damn husband, he is naked and becoming jesus. Thank you..

fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

puppy instincts kicked in

ok this ones kinda dumb

I am lowkey unfit for human interaction

Now you can have that crazy old man from pokemon leaf green/fire red laying on your blog because he hasn’t had his coffee

Pokemon Heritage Post

We’ve got a new family now

Rewatching Arcane

update: this still applies

im not gay greg.jpg