Consider
A sick person coming home after a long day at work. They want nothing more than to collapse straight to bed. Unbeknownst to them however, their lover had decided to surprise them and is waiting on said bed.
Cue sickee just dropping tired on/beside their lover, not even noticing, and alarmed caretaking ensues♡
- Just go to bed. Or maybe a coffin because you honestly look like a walking corpse.
- You feel hot. Too hot. I don’t even want to touch you. It feels weird.
-Mind if I fry up an egg on your forehead for breakfast now that you woke me up with your misery.
-You are so gross.
-You idiot sandwich. Why are you calling me at midnight just to tell me you puked?
-That voimit dripping from your hair. It suits you.
-Oh no! The apocalypse! It is happening, the zombies are rising!
-Ok I love/like you but to be honest, wouldn’t be too keen on smooching someone with influenza.
-I thought idiots didn’t catch colds.
You know what's good
Caretaker/nurturing character using "we" when helping the whumpee
This might just be basic English but I like it
