Married With Children-The Ballad of NO MA'AM. God bless, NO MA'AM!!!
NO MA'AM, NO MA'AM There comes a time in each man's life, When he ought to say NO MA'AM. NO MA'AM, NO MA'AM There comes a time in each mans life When he's got to say NO MA'AM. There was a man named Adam, first man since time began. He was all alone and doing fine, but the Lord had another plan. He reached in Adams' manly chest, the shock made Adam wince, And then the Lord created Eve, Man's been hurting ever since. Temptations, they were many, her eyes, her lips, her nose, Her pleasures beckoned unto him, that's nature I suppose, But Eden turned to Hades when she gave the sucker punch, He should have asked for something else, But he said, "What's for lunch." There was a man named Bundy. Scored four touchdowns in one game, Polk High School was his Eden, Until the prom night came. She was Peg, from Wanker County, She's Mrs. Bundy now, Cause Al forgot "Once you get the milk, You don't still need the cow."
Words and Music By E.E. Bell ("Bob Rooney" from Married... with Children)
