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@flowersalesman / flowersalesman.tumblr.com

hi i'm Quinn. i don't actually sell flowers i'm sorry. || okay i've decided to update my bio for the first time in *checks watch* 7 years. i reblog memes and fandom content and i dont tag anything (usually). it's a russian roulette of spoilers. follow at your own risk.
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okthatsgreat

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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to our customer base/dedicated henchmen:

in times of despair, remember this: you can Always make your personal familial, political, or psychological issues everyone else’s problem

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onemuseleft

Do you ever get reminded of that one really intense longfic that you had every intention of writing and had meticulous notes and complicated outlines for but then something happened and you aren't in the fandom anymore and you still have the desire to write the fic but it's slightly hollow now because it's a good idea and you think it would have been a great fic but you haven't been in the fandom for literally years and you don't have that bit of passion for it that you did when you were writing it and have just a weird moment of nostalgia where you want to reread it but it never existed

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syzygy-yzygy

The Magnus Archives is like the SCP Foundation if they didn't Secure. Or Contain. Or Protect for that matter. So really they're like if you went to the SCP Foundation begging for help with the monster that had been tormenting you and some tired British academic just sort of nodded and said "Fucked If True." And then proceeded to Kubrick stare at you every night in your sleep for the rest of your life.

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