Slenderman isnt scary I see tall white twinks all the time
the only opinion that matters…
‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.
alexa dame mas gasolina
Person: “I’m 6ft tall”
me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*
after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!
ily: i love you
ilysm: i love you so much
ilybiaegslyb: i love you, bitch. i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.
The B in IHOB stands for
Alex Ovechkin celebrates winning the Stanley Cup in the locker room after Game Five of the 2018 NHL Stanley Cup Final (June 7, 2018)
sports are worth it sometimes
thanos has a prostate the size of an american football
Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19
Which Alex Ovechkin are you today?
the wolfmother is a 1000 year old king and she is very tired (x)