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idk im tired

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Lauren. 25. ESFJ.
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cyberthot666
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teethcult
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nessynoname

SCIENCE TUMBLR, EXPLAIN!

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kedreeva

Hello that is a touch lamp and basically it uses something called capacitors to turn off and on. Capacitors in touch lamps store charges and when those charges are altered, they activate an oscillator responsible for turning the lamp off and on.

Humans have what is called body capacitance; we can store tiny electrical charges in our bodies and use them to activate touch sensors (which is why your phone's touch screen works, too, and why it won't work if you're wearing cloth gloves that aren't conductive), for example, altering the charge in a capacitor like the one in this lamp.

The cat doesn't have enough body capacitance to set this lamp off, but it IS conductive enough to relay a human's charge. So when the human makes contact with the conductive bare skin of the cat's nose, their charge travels through the cat to the lamp through their toe bean, activating the lamp. Fur is not conductive, so it won't do it when the human just pets the cat.

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leeleebee

This explanation was all very sensible until “toe bean” and I am giggling with pure delight XD

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stellabat

that bad sensory moment when you’re trying to do something that requires a lot of focus and the people around you are talking loudly and you’re just sitting there like $&@&&@@^%#%^%***++*%%#%^*+%%%

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stanningsos

I can only explain this in cat memes

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I watched “cinnamon roll” bloom, wither, and pass away, and I watched “tol” and “smol” bloom, wither, and pass away, and if it please God so too shall I see the demise of “blorbo.”

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justintaco

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

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here’s my issue with the harkness test

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archdemoning

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

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manstrans

questioning myself after making this

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sew-birb

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

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lilbeanz

We've got our work cut out for us.

Number Twelve

part 1 of 12

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You make a good ass point.

“…some confusion about when and how Netflix can be shared.” How netflix can be shared? You can’t take people’s money for a service and then demand that they use it a certain way. it WILL be shared however the fuck we want to, because we’re paying for it.

These hoes really made 3.5 Billion Dollars off of subscriptions last year and still act like they ain’t getting enough 🙄

Okay but look up where they’re starting it bc the places they’re initiating this move are like…Costa Rica and Peru and shit lke… it’s giving Big Racism. Like they’re legit starting this shit on brown ppl to punish them for having families they share with.

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melyzard

Here’s an article that discusses how, exactly, Netflix might try to actually force people not to share their accounts. But this is the bit I found most interesting:

“The other side of the argument says that Netflix could lose millions of subscribers if it implements a strict policy. For instance, people who share an account and chip in to pay for the service may not find Netflix’s subscription worthwhile if they have to pay the total amount by themselves. Netflix is already one of the priciest streaming service options for consumers; limiting the ability to share would essentially raise the price further.”

And:

“The expense for Netflix is the opportunity cost: How much more revenue could it bring in if it restricted account sharing to a more substantial degree? In reality, Netflix does not know the answer to this question. It has not tried this before, and there is no telling if the total of new signups versus cancellations will result in higher revenue.”

Personally, I’m a big fan of VPNs and bittorrent. If you live in Chile, Peru, or Costa Rica, here is a write up (from Dec 2021) for how to check, and hide, your region from Netflix. This also works if you’re just looking for content that Netflix streams in a different country than your own. (Here’s a 2022 guide, in case the other article isn’t helping you for some reason, altho it recommends ExpressVPN and I do not).

If youre interested, here’s an explanation for how Netflix tries to get around VPNs (cheaper VPNs are easier. Persobally, I use Nord and never have a problem with Netflix).

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huffylemon

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

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bondsmagii

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

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hydrojinn

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

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vimbry

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

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xxtc-96xx

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

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4x01

taken in front of a gas station, 2021

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A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

he thought it was tom cruise

Ended up being bobby with the tool

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throwbackblr

😂😂😂😂😂😂 how does he not notice

Half his face just got blown off, that boy higher than giraffe pussy

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I'm selling analogue NFTs. For ten American dollars I'll draw you a fun little stick person doodle and mail you a certificate that says it's yours.

.... alright I guess I'm doin this

Update: I have drawn the stick man

My first token. I'm sure this will be worth millions in the years to come.

You can expect your unique "A Wizzer Like From The Mid Evil Times" analogue NFT in the mail in a few days I guess

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coral04c

I right clicked it, I have stolen my first nft

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wobblydev

Everything about this delights me.

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kryptidfox
how long did you wait by the window before you realized he wasn’t coming back?

i have many thoughts about regulus black,, especially sad ones about his relationship with sirius

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