Mystic Floral

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

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Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

There are so many different shades of white light bulbs, I am so overwhelmed walking down the light bulb aisle, and then I'm never happy with the one I choose, no matter which one I choose, I get it home and I put it in and I'm like, ugh, I don't like THAT white

Color temperature range charts may be useful when going to try the next option (i kept a list of "nopes" in my wallet until i discovered I want shaded reading lamps, bathroom and kitchen lights all between 3800-4200 and everywhere else not above 3200 nor below 2800. YMMV, I enjoy warmer tone colors but not too warm or I'll get sleepy/depressed).

Different temp-colors for different areas/tasks.

Omg but this is so helpful, I am so glad I am not the only person just completely bewildered by how many different tones are being labeled with a single word! This will help me so much!!!! Thank you!!!!

Free: this Blackberry I just fished out of a creek

You’re standing in the exact location a businessman realized that what’s truly important, is family.

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

Knives produced by Japanese blacksmith Akira Yamashita in the shapes of Sperm Whale, Minke Whale, Fin Whale, and Bryde Whale (from top to bottom)

❥cutesign

Okay, but you know what's even worse? A lot of schools will teach kids to sing Alouette. But not, crucially, what any of the words mean.

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot scoot scoot scoot

edit: this post is a severely different experience with the sound on

His little pony...

all cats are on the autism spectrum

☝️ it's her birthday

finally pictures of my high vis dress

the other day i thought samuel johnson's online dictionary had gone down for good and that was almost the last straw for me

magical website for historical fiction + fantasy writers. i like to refresh the random word page until i get something like 'malanders' or 'crossbite' or 'spiss'

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.