go for a nature walk?

BONUS:

YOU GAVE ME A LOVELY BOOP

gif by @snake-snack-stede

us when they canceled ofmd

Not now honey, mom is busy booping strangers on tumblr dot com

can w. can we. can th. i. i think ed would use the word “cuddlefish” a lot in reference to both stede and himself and the urge to well-actually about it being “cuttlefish” and not “cuddlefish” would drive stede insane but all the times ed says it are when he’s nuzzling his face into stede or theyre squished together side by side like sardines and it’s so cozy that he has to make the conscious decision to let it go and ed knows this and is doing it on purpose

ed loves stede and would never do anything to upset him on purpose but sometimes he refers to the chrysanthemums in their garden as zinnias just to make stede do that bitchy thing with his eyebrows

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

weddings :)

It’s possible Ed’s done this a couple times already

favorite part of the smug 😏😏😏 face ed makes when stede calls him his boyfriend is u know he’s like “that’s right bitches i’m Stede Bonnet’s Boyfriend” but literally he is the only person in that room and maybe even in the entire world of ofmd who thinks that’s a flex

❌ innkeepers

✅ shepherds

AU post-season 2 where Ed and stede become sheep dads. More thoughts about the idea under the cut from the group chat 💕

men should be looking wet, pathetic, and covered in blood more often