[ID. A lineless colored drawing of a sunflower field with jade harley and karkat vantas in it. A gigantic sunflower 4 times the size of the others is glowing green and the culprit points to jade, who the green glow originates from. A distressed karkat is looking up at the ginormous sunflower, mouth open and hands on his head. End]

yknow what the homestuck fandom has gotten to the point where you can just say some shit and ppl will agree so im gonna start posting some absolutely batshit headcanons i think are 100% true

• terezi hates the smell of banana peppers and WILL become violent in an attempt to escape the smell

• aradia, sollux, nepeta, and eridan all have sensory issues

• kanaya has an irrational fear of water

• karkat once spent a week awake and ended up eating coffee grounds at some point

• jade really likes asmr videos and listens to them when she goes to sleep

• jake once convinced dirk to be a streamer and he immediately gave up after being destroyed emotionally by a child playing WOW

• vriska is really good at throwing popcorn in the air and catching it with her mouth, which she learned trying to impress terezi

• when feferi was younger her hair never got tangled, and she rarely had to brush it. now its a constant battle

• june once busted open her chin because she tripped going up the stairs and dave still wont let her live it down

• tavros once got stuck in a doorway for an entire day

• you cant give nepeta sour candy because she will eat it all in one sitting and get sick

stupid

some twitter requests from @nyazuline2‘s template

i won’t finish this

nya

Homestuck highschool AU presents

I feel like it’s important to say he only ever drinks out of spite. Vriska was literally asking to get owned that night (she was not owned, she didn’t even drink for herself lmao) (p.s.s. they’re sophomores here)

road trippin'.