Clay / Rain

I hope ya’ll didn’t think me publishing a zine meant i was out of bad shitposts cause this well goes down to the earth’s core

Team Greed Masterpost

Bonus:

[ID. A sketchy comic of Team Greed from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, titled ~Ways to kill time, when you're stuck in the woods~. "Knitting," depicts Heinkel knitting something out of yarn. "Whittling," depicts Darius whittling on a piece of wood with a knife. "Cloudgazing," depicts Greedling laying down on his back and cloud gazing. "Sneaking messages to ed," depicts Ling's body still laying down but his fingers tapping. "Trying and failling to ignore ling's bullshit," depicts Ed trying to read a newspaper and failing because instead he's raising his eyebrows to ling. Ed screams, "Three inches of heels is not a lot for a guy!" to ling without warning. Greedling just answers with a confused "Huh?".

In the next scene, darius walks into camp holding some logs and fishes, he comments, "Camp's quieter than usual, where'd the boss go?" which heinkel, sitting and still knitting, answers with, "He went to climb that mountain to 'survey his domain', ed tagged along." Darius just asks, "Why?" Heinkel answers, "He likes to feel tall."

The next image is of Greedling and Ed standing on a clifftop, wind aggressively blowing back their hair and coattails. The text, "It's fuking wimdy," is above them.

On the way back from the clifftop, Ed is piggybacking on Greedling's shoulders, both of them arguing with each other. "How are you so small but so dense?" Greedling complains. Ed fires back, "Half my limbs are metal asshole- and i didn't complain about having to carry your noodle ass through blood hell." An arrow points to Ed's left knee, text saying, "Bum knee from climbing a frozen mountain after months without tune-up."

The last image, the bonus one, is a doodle of greedling and ed in scarfs that are big enough to cover their mouth. The text, "Prepared for Next Time," above them and, "Courtesy of heinkel," below them. End]

[ID. A digital drawing of Greedling drawn in a chibi-like style. Greedling, sweating, has an abundant of foods - like bread, sausages, sandwiches - in his arms. Surrounding him are various cloud bubbles that contain more foods - cakes, kebabs, and spaghetti - plus Ling happily eating a big drumstick chicken. End]

real fmab deleted scene trust me

(tags by @airhd)

[ID. A comic featuring bido and greedling from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, the comic referencing the "I'm mr. sterling's right hand arm, man" meme. The comic starts with bido with his hand on his chest, eyes closed, saying, "I'm mr. greed's right hand, arm, man." He opens his says and continues, "I'm mr. greed's everything, i'm his confidante, his best friend." He pauses, before saying, "His silly lizard." "His what?" greedling replies. "His silly lizzard," bido repeats. Dubious, "Is that what he called you?" greedling asks, pointing to bido. Bido just answers, "No :)."

Another comic is on the reblog, idea from someone else's tags. The screenshot tags reads #fma #yeah this is what happened instead :) greed thought this was so funny it made him remember everything and every one is ok after :D. The comis picks up where the last left off. "OHOHO, now it makes sense," greed proclaims, smacking a fist to his palm. "You remember me???" bido asks, teary eyed. "Of course, you are my silly lizard," greed replies, hugging bido, "And my little pogchamp as well." End]

More of Kimblee/Lust homonculus… I dont really have a comment for this I just think they’re funny ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

part 2:

[ID. Two comics of characters from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, the first of kimblee, greedling envy and lust, and the second of lust kimlee and jean havoc.

The first comic starts with kimblee squinting at his hat, an ouroboros tattoo is visible in his collarbone. Envy says to greedling, "Hey.... Are they like... alright?" while glancing at the still kimblee. Greed replies, "They're probably having a serious discussion. Call it inner turmoil, i wouldn't expect you to understand," while he shrugs and smiles non-chalantly. The comic cuts to a panel of lust yelling in kimblee's face, "We are NOT wearing that THING." while souls are in the background. "What's wrong with my hat?" is what kimbleee replies with, his arms crossed and sitting in a chair. Lust argues "Well, beyond being tacky, it-" she cuts off for a moment, then says, "....where did you get that chair from?" with souls in the background circling around the two.

The second comic starts with lust!kimblee with a foot propped in a doorway, saying "Hello again, jean." Jean gasps, and then replies "I... have no idea who you are". End]

this happened at Least once

Team Greed Masterpost

I intentionally blacked out greed’s silhouette but i still think the expression was kinda funny

why are you running yelling?

[ID. The first is a colored comic of edward elric, heinkel, and greedling from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. It starts with ed in the forest at night, tiredly scratching his back as he holds up a lantern. He squints blearily and complains, “Ugh it’s late. I hate camping.” He approaches the campsite, where heinkel turns to say “Hey, Ed." while his eyes gleam in the dark. Ed scream “AH!”, then he calms down and grumbles, “Oh that’s right, you have those freaky cat eyes.” Off-screen, heinkel replies “Rude- you’re lucky I can keep watch at night.”

From behind ed, a shadowy figure with gleaming red eyes approaches the campsite, saying “What’s all the yelling about?”. Ed’s eyes go blank with shock, then he spins around and throws his lantern full-force at the figure's head. The figure turned to be greedling and he shouts, "OW FUCK" as the lantern hits his head and bounces off with a "donk".

The last image in the reblog is a closeup of greedling when he starts to approach the campsite, his face is less shadowy and reveals an exasperated expression. The face is basically just two red circles with an open mouth. End]