YABAI

[ID. A digital drawing of alphonse and edward elric from fullmetal alchemist, there's also winry rockbell in the background. Al has ed in a chokehold, smiling wide in irritation. He's saying, "I was saving that piece of pie for later, stupid niisan!!!" Ed is holding al's arms from his neck, he's sweating bullets and drooling. Winry is in the background, giving al a thumbs up and saying, "Kick his ass al". End]

well its still october

[ID. A digital drawing of alphonse and edward elric from fullmetal alchemist. Both al and ed stands in a grassy field, the warm light of the sun bathing them in orange. Ed has one arm in his pocket and the other holding his coat. Al has his head tilted down to the side, he's looking at ed. A signature is at the bottom left, a faint "pakchoys" in all caps. End]

I hope ya’ll didn’t think me publishing a zine meant i was out of bad shitposts cause this well goes down to the earth’s core

Team Greed Masterpost

Bonus:

[ID. A sketchy comic of Team Greed from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, titled ~Ways to kill time, when you're stuck in the woods~. "Knitting," depicts Heinkel knitting something out of yarn. "Whittling," depicts Darius whittling on a piece of wood with a knife. "Cloudgazing," depicts Greedling laying down on his back and cloud gazing. "Sneaking messages to ed," depicts Ling's body still laying down but his fingers tapping. "Trying and failling to ignore ling's bullshit," depicts Ed trying to read a newspaper and failing because instead he's raising his eyebrows to ling. Ed screams, "Three inches of heels is not a lot for a guy!" to ling without warning. Greedling just answers with a confused "Huh?".

In the next scene, darius walks into camp holding some logs and fishes, he comments, "Camp's quieter than usual, where'd the boss go?" which heinkel, sitting and still knitting, answers with, "He went to climb that mountain to 'survey his domain', ed tagged along." Darius just asks, "Why?" Heinkel answers, "He likes to feel tall."

The next image is of Greedling and Ed standing on a clifftop, wind aggressively blowing back their hair and coattails. The text, "It's fuking wimdy," is above them.

On the way back from the clifftop, Ed is piggybacking on Greedling's shoulders, both of them arguing with each other. "How are you so small but so dense?" Greedling complains. Ed fires back, "Half my limbs are metal asshole- and i didn't complain about having to carry your noodle ass through blood hell." An arrow points to Ed's left knee, text saying, "Bum knee from climbing a frozen mountain after months without tune-up."

The last image, the bonus one, is a doodle of greedling and ed in scarfs that are big enough to cover their mouth. The text, "Prepared for Next Time," above them and, "Courtesy of heinkel," below them. End]

smth quick for fma day :)

[IMAGE ID: digital fanart of ed and al from fullmetal alchemist. they are both standing looking down at the glowing pocketwatch in ed’s hand, with ed in front on the right and al behind on the left. the colors are muted except for the area around the pocketwatch, which has more saturated and distorted areas of color. end description.]

Ed getting involved in a fight after he's lost his alchemy and has to rely on Al:

[Image Description: Inigo Montoya frantically running into a door repeatedly. The much larger Fezzik comes, gestures at Inigo to stop, then bangs the door down with one fist. Fezzik then makes the "after you" gesture to Inigo and Inigo runs through the door, relieved. End ID.]

my 2 current hyperfixations ended this year so i went back to an old one :<

[ID: Digital drawing of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. He is standing and looking to the left with a grumpy expression. The background is a cream color with tiny lines and sparkles around Ed. A tiny doodle of Al and a cat is on the right. The second image is a close up of Ed’s face. End ID]

Ed’s most recurring stress dream

[ID. A digital comic featuring edward and alphonse elric from fullmetal alchemist. The comic starts with ed, crying and shaking his fist. He's saying, "I can't believe you're taller than me and can do array-less alchemy. All i have left is my pride as an older sibling." Al interjects, "Well, actually-" calculation appears beside al as he counts, "Ever since i got this body i haven't been able to sleep at night, so if we consider the time we've both been concious, i'm actually technically older now?" Ed is now on the ground splayed out, the text "Dead" above him alongside a lil edward ghost. "Oh no little brother are you ok?" al worriedly asks. End]

[Image: three panel omake from the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, showing Ed poking Al’s helmet until a pudding plops out, to Ed’s delight. Alphonse proceeds to punch him while Xiao Mei grabs a spoon and climbs onto the table, ready to eat the pudding. End description.]

wasted

ID: 6 sprites from FMA’s Final Fantasy Brave Exvius collaboration, respectively showing Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Hawkeye, Mustang and Bradley lying down. End ID.

vagely redrew some old art from 2014 ish, heres the original 

[Image: Fanart of Ed, Al, and Winry hugging. Al has his human body. Winry is wearing a sweater and a T-shirt, Ed and Al are wearing their outfits from the last episode of Brotherhood when they went away for travelling. Ed and Al’s skin is slightly darker than in canon, and Al’s hair is slightly browner than Ed’s bright gold, with Winry’s being lighter than both of theirs. They are all smiling, leaning into each other, extremely happy.]

always up to something

[ID. A digital drawing of alphonse and edward elric from fullmetal alchemist. They're both smiling, huddled together, eyes to the side. Ed has his right arm over al's shoulders, hand splayed open. It looks like ed is saying something. End]

[image descriptions: nine fullmetal alchemist mangacaps.

1. Edward and Alphonse lying, their heads facing each other; Ed has his arms stretched out and Alphonse holds onto his blanket.

2. An angry looking Edward, comically drawn with his head as a circle with a strand of hair, next to a concerned Alphonse, his mouth a wiggly line.

3. This shows Edward going from screaming with a shade over his eyes, facing forward, his head a circle, to a more normal-shaped Edward, facing the side, wide-eyed.

4. King Bradley, annoyed, with a scowl.

5. Alphonse, facing the side, his visible eye an empty circle, his mouth a wiggly line.

6. Winry, eyes sparkling and a wide smile, waves her hands so fast up and down it looks like she has multiple arms.

7. Winry dancing in the background, arms raised and beaming, while Edward stands forward, angry, his eyes blank triangles.

8. Edward yelling, his teeth triangles, with Hughes putting his hand on his shoulder, frowning. Alphonse stands besides them as a metal blob with the wiggly mouth and blank circle eyes again.

9. Roy Mustang, annoyed, with a huge frown, holding a phone to his ear. End ID.]

i was told to draw this and so i did

[Image: Fanart of Ed and Al post-mangahood, with Al arrogantly touching his chin, sparkles around him, wearing a T-shirt that says: “LET ME SAY FUCK” (with fuck red and underlined). Ed is behind him, holding his hands up with a nervous expression, wearing a T-shirt reading: “DO NOT LET HIM SAY FUCK”. End description.]

gonna try to find out how to get my and my brother's bodies back hope i don't accidentally stumble upon a conspiracy older than my country itself in the process

by talos this can't be happening

Like Al, I also have an older brother who loves science. I was thinking of him while drawing this.

alt versions x x

[ID. Digital drawing of alphonse and edward elric from fullmetal alchemist. Al sits, his head tilted to look at his sleeping brother. Ed is sleeping on al's thigh, a book covering his snoring face and boots placed to the side. The background is white, the lighting of the piece giving an illusion of warm light coming from below. End]