I hope ya’ll didn’t think me publishing a zine meant i was out of bad shitposts cause this well goes down to the earth’s core
Bonus:
[ID. A sketchy comic of Team Greed from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, titled ~Ways to kill time, when you're stuck in the woods~. "Knitting," depicts Heinkel knitting something out of yarn. "Whittling," depicts Darius whittling on a piece of wood with a knife. "Cloudgazing," depicts Greedling laying down on his back and cloud gazing. "Sneaking messages to ed," depicts Ling's body still laying down but his fingers tapping. "Trying and failling to ignore ling's bullshit," depicts Ed trying to read a newspaper and failing because instead he's raising his eyebrows to ling. Ed screams, "Three inches of heels is not a lot for a guy!" to ling without warning. Greedling just answers with a confused "Huh?".
In the next scene, darius walks into camp holding some logs and fishes, he comments, "Camp's quieter than usual, where'd the boss go?" which heinkel, sitting and still knitting, answers with, "He went to climb that mountain to 'survey his domain', ed tagged along." Darius just asks, "Why?" Heinkel answers, "He likes to feel tall."
The next image is of Greedling and Ed standing on a clifftop, wind aggressively blowing back their hair and coattails. The text, "It's fuking wimdy," is above them.
On the way back from the clifftop, Ed is piggybacking on Greedling's shoulders, both of them arguing with each other. "How are you so small but so dense?" Greedling complains. Ed fires back, "Half my limbs are metal asshole- and i didn't complain about having to carry your noodle ass through blood hell." An arrow points to Ed's left knee, text saying, "Bum knee from climbing a frozen mountain after months without tune-up."
The last image, the bonus one, is a doodle of greedling and ed in scarfs that are big enough to cover their mouth. The text, "Prepared for Next Time," above them and, "Courtesy of heinkel," below them. End]