I have evil furry convention plans.

i startled her…

2024 achievements

English added by me :)

Was attempting to learn the ways of the mysterious front-facing fish.

I think you learned the ways

@ofishal-fish-posts

official fish post

best commentary on the 2023 furby design

yo that new webfishing update

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

since majority of mlp fans who have ponysonas are artists, imagine a universe where all those ponysonas existed in one place. there would be SO MANY artist cutie marks it would be like all those backgrounds ponies with all the hourglasses on their butts everywhere. they could start their own society, just all art ponies.

on the wikipedia page for puppy and they got this narration that sounds kinda professor oak-esque but a bit deeper. this is entertaining me for some reason

it sounds like a half life scientist reading the wikipedia page

You cannot be prepared for what this man’s voice sounds like

Orthoceras meal. If you even care...

honestly elves SHOULD be over represented in adventurer groups. like, what, you're gonna live 700 hundred years and NOT do an adventure? not even once? not even on accident?

Elven adventurer who joins a new party every 50 years, starting a new class from level one. Their goal is to get to level 20 in every class before they die.

High level elven lord takes a sabbatical every few decades to pretend to be a twenty something to feel young and hip and to dodge responsibilities for a year or two.

Normalize this response

there is something about absolute faith that can be a kind of betrayal. if I tell you about the depths of my monstrosity and you say "I know you, that's not what you're really like," then you're not actually listening to me. if I tell you that I'm afraid of hurting you and you say "you would never do that, and I would never hurt you," that scares the living daylights out of me, because I want to know that if and when I ever lose the plot and turn on you then I can rely on you to fight back and save yourself. I can't trust you to love me if you aren't willing to hurt me.

my favorite video of all time ever

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWELIKE A LAMBB...

FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG