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The, "if you show gays to kids they will be gay!" argument is so funny to me because

I know asexuals exist, I'm not asexual.

I know non-binary people exist, I'm not non-binary.

I know doctors exist, I don't want to be a doctor.

I know goths exist, I don't want to be goth.

I know kleptomaniacs exist, I don't want to steal things for no reason.

I know vegans exist, I don't want to be vegan.

And what about all the gay parents who raise straight kids?

What about gay kids who were raised by straight parents and knew they were gay before they had access to the word?

Are you stupid?

…….

It is so fuckin chef's kiss when a character quite obviously Fucks Up and makes a Bad Choice but specifically in a way where you're like. Man idk what I would've done in this situation either.

Kitten is afraid of spiders even in the game

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This cat is me.

Matt Schlapp is the chair of #CPAC.

If there was a meter for 'fcuking stupid', Matt would have broken it.

How is the dishwasher market socialist? How is the replacement part industry socialist?

Stop playing victim. Get a second opinion, you moron.

y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

Workout session

"are you sure u couldn't find lucius, he loves this sort of thing" iM GONNA HAVE A FUCKING BREAKDOWN WHEN PETE FINDS OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BF

MCU!Humans every three months when the sky starts glowing again and some costumed freaks take the streets

“Rescue kitten having a soak”

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Cats are something else

this is literally what he funniest paragraph on earth i want to lock him and andrew garfield in a room so they can talk about being open to any impulses that might arise at any moment. Hall is a vegan

No thoughts, just this

LIL NAS X — by James White for Out Magazine