I Apologise In Advance

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

yo ho homosexual

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

they took to it like a duck to water: they began naturally, almost effortlessly, and were immediately in their element

they took to it like a baby otter to water: screaming, certain they were dying, hating every minute of it despite being perfectly suited to the conditions

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

Throw some "it doesn't matter, what about you?" in there, mmm, the battered and bloody mangled figure weakly trying to reciprocate? The hands coming up (shaking and exhausted) to touch the searcher's face? The intimacy of reciprocal concern? The huddling together in tenderness in a world capable of such violence and harm?

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

SO COLORFUL

it fascinates me that theres (probably) billions of species left undiscovered

Here is an adult :)

The black-backed dwarf kingfisher is also very pretty!

I love everything about every single one of these

“ur overthinking this” bro I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

Imagine your icon going on a picnic with you!

It depends if you mean the characters or the actors. The characters? I’m the picnic. The actors? I’m going to get a delicious selection of cuisine.

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

Owls are the cats of the air 

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I say ‘no worries’ far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times