I hate gay halloween. What do you mean you’re Agatha harkness’ cunty long coat that went tragically missing in action!!?

Ok but why are episode 4/5 Rio and Episode 8 Rio completely different people…

so… how are we feeling?

Anyone wanna start a coven? i wanna try smth

Emily Dickinson.

Death is so relatable because if i was a celestial being who could take any form, I would also choose to be lesbian aubrey plaza.

I think we, as a collective, moved on from kathryn hahn being butt naked on television way too fast.

When the brainrot so bad that you make sims of them

Agatha all along is marvels offering to us poor lesbians after killing off maria in secret invasion

Maybe this is just me but i’m still not convinced that rio is the villain. the “death comes for us all” followed by lillias “you make that sound like a comfort” plus rios “because it was my job”.

death isn’t evil. it never has been. It’s just a painful part of life.

I think yes, there might be a fight, but i don’t think that will be the main final moment of the show.

This episodes reveal reminded me a lot of episode 5s reveal which makes me think that episode 8 is going to be a flashback very similar to ep 6 but about agatha and rios past.

hear me out:

If next ep is a flashback (salem, Nicholas etc) then ep 9 would be the last trial/final showdown. Pacing wise i feel like that makes sense??

“you want straight answers, ask a straight lady”

agatha sunk the titanic (canon)

Rip Emily Dickinson you would have loved Aubrey Plaza as Lady Death

Just me and my 33 year age gap with kathryn hahn against the world.