do you know about dr odyssey? yeah you know, the best show on television?
#avery conspiring to get her boyfriends to kiss
Doctor Odyssey | Season 1, Episode 7, "Gay Week"
Uncle Buck and Jee 🥹❤️
eddie in s7 (in his destroying his life era): call tommy 🙂
eddie in s8 (in his eddie who is going to be okay era): i cannot in good conscience let you call tommy.
bobby in s7 (suicidal): tommy's good for you 🙂
bobby in s8 (fine ig): tommy is kinda like alcohol when you think about it........
eddie told buck to call tommy as a sort of humiliation ritual which went on for much longer than it was supposed to and now he is saying BUCK. STOP. YOU DON’T NEED TO DO THIS TO YOURSELF ANYMORE. and buck is saying no eddie no pleaseeeeee let me back into the humiliation ritual please please i don’t want to turn inward please!!!!!! and bobby is saying BUCK YOU ARE DOING THINGS THAT ARE FAMILIAR TO ME AS AN ALCOHOLIC.
Mama, a big red bisexual behind you… 9-1-1 | HOTSHOTS (8.07)
odycule hive we need to lock the fuck in because as silly as this show is it’s also doing something that has literally never been done before and it’s gonna be a wild ride to get there but that’s what makes it fun!!! my guess is they won’t officially all get together until the end of the season or close to it bc this is literally The Main Plot of the show and they have to drag it out as long as possible. and also if they get another season they will definitely all break up and get back together and be in various duos for a while and get back together again and it’s going to be messy and fun okay!!! everyone hold my hand. real polyamory on network tv okay???? for REAL!!!!
buck buckley baked. instead of calling his ex-boyfriend who was Not Good For Him. HE BAKED. like, can we please be proud of buck buckley. for that. because no, buck wanting to call tommy is not a sign that they were Meant To Be. it is a classic buck buckley move. a direct comparison to abby. who he DID cling onto, to his own detriment. for MONTHS. like, this is pattern. his family recognises that this is a pattern. because buck clings. buck clings because he's afraid to be alone and he's afraid he's not good enough. and his family knows this. MADDIE knows this, perhaps most of all. which is why she said what she said. bobby knows this too, has seen it. has seen the way buck throws himself into relationships (there was a whole conversation about it in the truck that one time) and clings to them even when (especially when) they are not good for him. he compared it to recovery, in fact. to being able to recognise when you are clinging on to something for all the wrong reasons. because you have let it shape so much of you that you don't know who you are without it. and eddie. eddie knows it too. knows that buck will shrink himself down, create a new version of himself to be whatever it is he thinks someone else needs. when, actually. he doesn't need to be anything for anyone. buck buckley BAKED. he baked. and when baking wasn't enough to combat the fear of being alone. his family rallied around him and refused to let him call his ex-boyfriend and shrink himself down again in order to be good enough. and i think that's beautiful.
oh I wrote ody3 fic btw :)
post-1x06 coda, 1.4k words, written and published between the hours of 12-4am. happy ody3 canon to all who celebrate!!!!
summary:
For a split second, he slips and thinks, I could get used to this. A rush of every reason he can’t get used to it immediately follows. Not least of which being that he’s uncertain he’s capable of holding down a lasting relationship with one person, let alone two people. Let alone two people he’s responsible for overseeing professionally. Fuck. It’s easy to forget, here, that he still exists in the real world. The Odyssey may seem to exist outside of time, or normalcy, or consequences. But it doesn’t. The pounding in his head and the ache in his bones after last night’s champagne and everything that came after is a brutal reminder of that. Still, he can enjoy it. Even if it was a mistake, it’s a mistake that’s already been made. He can enjoy these few moments. No one could fault him for that.
Struggling to comprehend not seducing your boss into gay sex after phillipa soo calls you a good boy for agreeing to her suggestion of exactly that like the math just doesn't work. If she said bark I'd say woof
it’s literally so fucking awesome that both the boys on the boat are like ummm I liked that threesome too much and it made me too happy and has also forced me to rethink aspects of my identity so instead of addressing any of that I’m going to say no thank you to the throuple this beautiful woman that I’m in love with is proposing. and I’m going to instead get mad at the guy that I had awesome sex with and am obsessed with.
what's crazy is that max and tristan want the same long term relationship things (love, family, white picket fence) and max and avery want the same short term relationship things (fun hot sexy times) and avery and tristan want the same we've-been-friends-for-a-long-time things (respect, commitment, sunbathing)
boat show remains awesome btw. john stamos had two boyfriends + autobrewery syndrome and a gay couple ate so many yams they almost died and the one straight couple on the boat birthed a giant premature baby to bob the drag queen performing I’m coming out. and they’re literally doing a slow burn will-they/won’t-they throuple.
Men be like “yes I had a mindblowing threesome but I’m scared of emotional intimacy and communication so I’m gonna run away”
do you guys understand they are doing throuple will-they-won't-they. like that's what's happening here.
tristan should be the pregnant one.
AVERY LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE TO HASHTAG ABORT THAT THANG