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If you see an Irish person speaking on European C-SPAN you know it's about to be a banger

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wolfpawn

to put this in perspective, this is a member of the Irish parliament making comments about private landlords while half of the people he's speaking to in government are private landlords. He is looking the exact people he is talking about in the eye and calling them out.

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Don'nt you just fucking love it when a caretaker (especially a leader) has to be physically held back by two or more people to keep from desperately charging in to save someone they can't possibly save? The screaming and the mindless struggling as they try to get to their doomed teammate.

As they watch the blood spill. As they're tugged backwards and to safety with feet kicking dragging against the ground.

Useless.

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grimeclown

Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually

Is country music really all bad or are you only catching snippets of christonationalist propaganda on the radio? Are horror movies always shallow torture porn or are you just thinking of trailers you saw for slasher movies? Are fantasy novels only for kids or was the last one you picked up Harry Potter? Is anime always fan service or are you just running into ecchi clips online over and over and over? Are you looking for good media or are you finding bad media and considering it representative?

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capacity2

Just so blatantly evil when they took the headphone port out of the phones to force people into getting Bluetooth earbuds like we let them do that to us and no one was jailed or murdered for it? What is wrong with us

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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

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zennistrad

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

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witdiseased

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

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nooling

"I can normally handle it but like, I just feel like somebody here is just singing constantly"

Sound on for the song I spent minutes and minutes of my life creating plz

Once again, not caught up on Critical role 3 but once again, heard about Laura's characters interacting and ONCE AGAIN had to do something stupid for it.

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I got this comment on my reddit post and I've got a bad feeling anyone who creates surreal art is going to have to deal with this going forward. My Otis art took about 15 hours to create and I don't actually think it has that uncanny look of AI, but anything weird is now being deemed to look the same.

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x3daffo

every episode of psych ever:

chief: hi guys i have a case for you

jules: yay!

shawn: yay!

gus: yay

lassiter: shut up spencer

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shawn: i solved the case you guys

lassiter: what the fuck

jules: wow awesome!!

pineapple:

chief: ok case closed

shawn: WAIT NO I DIDN'T but i can't figure out what else there is.......

chief: dude the case is closed

shawn: no give me another day.....

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bald guy: shawn im your father and i think you're stupid

shawn: DAD THAT'S IT!! I SOLVED IT!!

gus: yay can i go back to my pharmaceuticals job now

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