what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

They were called n sync because they wld get their periods at the same time

I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

me, age 14, hearing the lines “you were red / and you liked me cause i was blue / but you touched me, and suddenly i was a lilac sky / and you decided purple just wasn’t for you” for the first time

guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)

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that "robert pattinson could do batman but christian bale couldn't do twilight" post is so funny cause do y'all even know who christian bale is. have y'all watched any of his movies. girl he could literally play bella swan if he wanted to

sometimes i will talk to someone about a show while only knowing it via the gay ship that i see on tumblr and despite never having seen it myself im able to talk about it alarmingly well

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

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Game of Thrones 5.02 // Ted Lasso 2.02

Succession (2018) | The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)