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Building things with completely warranted passion

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[Name Redacted] | he/him | 20 | Science shitposting and relentless HTTYD/RoTG brain rot, sci-fi and fantasy books are my jam
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** INFERNO CORP INVENTORY NO. 00-002 **
ITEM: flammableengineering
DESCRIPTION: Welcome to my blog! You can expect a veritable torrent of HTTYD, as well as fandom stuff from various fantasy and sci-fi books, TV shows, and video games.
Science shitposting is another specialty of mine, sometimes I’ll make my own or add to ones I find in the wild.
Asks are welcome! Idk what people want to send, but I’m happy to receive it.
CONTENTS:
- HTTYD - ROTG - Shadow and Bone - Septimus Heap - Fractalverse - Inheritance Cycle - Hades (game) - Mistborn - Stormlight Archive - The Locked Tomb - Titanfall 2 - Trace quantities of original art - Trace quantities of miscellaneous fandoms
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Hell blog (politics) at @inflammatoryengineering

My blog header used to say "Building things with unwarranted passion". Someone reminded me I need to be nice to myself, so I have to acknowledge that the passion is indeed warranted.

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warrior cats but furry fashion!!!! I loved drawing all these girls, yellowfang+bluestar is so butch 4 butch to me ^.^ probably gonna work on more of these

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🐯 🐯 🐯

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bunjywunjy

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

SHUT

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

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mugwomps

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”

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melymbrosia

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

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United States, Frankly Fucking Phenomenal Carlsbad Caverns Souvenir, c. 1960s.

Not lit up, lit up, and a variation on lit up. A souvenir I can absolutely get behind. Bangin’.

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Everyone else doing full shot by shot character analysis of the smallest details of costumes and set dressing meanwhile I'm here like ITS BLACK PARADE AS A CLASSICAL ERA STRING QUARTET! THAT LEADING NOTE COUNTERPOINT RESOLVING BACK DOWN TO THE DOMINANT...

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Yesterday I had been feeling so horribly depressed furious and irritable all day that I saw no possible relief for the bottomless pit of existential agony within me. Then I went into the kitchen, poured all that remained of a one pound box of pasta into a pot (over half, around five servings) cooked it, dumped mozzarella cheese over it, and sitting at my desk ate nearly all of it in the span of 15 minutes, finishing what was left a short half-hour later. I felt almost immediately restored and so sleepy that I dozed off at 9:45 pm before getting up around 10:30 to brush my teeth

I think potentially there is something to be understood from this

The Ancient Wisdom

When you hate everyone: eat something

When you think everyone hates you: go to sleep

When you hate yourself: take a shower

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