landorus
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
rninor
“bend over” “bend what? over”
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Chris Hemsworth is actually Ghostbusters’s Kevin Beckman
I stayed in a house which was from the 14th century. And I went to go put my kid into bed one night and I had the bottle and I put her down on the bed. I put the bottle down, switched the light off, turned around and sort of picked her up and I went, “It’s awfully dark, where’s the bottle?”. I started reaching around for it and the light, I swear to god, came on. And I thought— it’s the closet doors opened or something and it was closed.
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What is resting murderous face?
BB-8 being a little shit
ncc-1337
I love this so much. BB-8 is real he’s not just CGI, he’s an actual functioning robot. There’s just something magical in knowing this beloved droid is an actual thing that exist in our world.
there’s Sebstan working out
then there’s Sebstan working out
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the clitoris is not a fucking DJ Booth. RELAX.
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au where the government incarcerate bucky in a high security secret facility and the avengers just conspire and break him out and when a government official comes to stark tower and is like ‘hey give barnes back’ tony is just like ‘he’s not here’ and the dude is all ‘he is sat right there’ and tony just goes ‘nah thats my cousin sergei’ and the government can’t do anything bc technically bucky barnes has been dead for 70 years and every year the facility gets a christmas card from the tower signed steve, tony, clint, natasha, bruce, thor and ‘cousin sergei’ and the card is just a picture of bucky with reindeer antlers on
i reblog this every fucking time
buckybarnesgirl85
i effing love this
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requested by anon
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ruinedchildhood
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE
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Source: twitter.com
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Oh my god, the nuclear launch code from 1962 - 1977 was 00000.
for every missile launch on a US base
OH MY GOD UNITED STATES x
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fandom blogs tag yourself
the basic: reblogs all kinds of fandom content, mostly gifs and fanart but produces their own content only rarely. has a reasonable amount of followers and friends but isnt popular. secretly has controversial opinions.
the professional: very organized, uses a complicated tagging system, often specializes in meta, gifsets or edits. they are respected but nobody actually knows anything about them??
the living shitpost: has a squad of similar people and all they do is create memes at 2AM. if you see a new fandom meme it probably came from these people. either has the default theme or changes their theme every other day.
the parent: has been in the fandom for a decade, is tired of the discourse and doesn’t keep up with new fandom jokes but is always friendly to new fans. always thinks the series was better in the Old Days.
the sinner: dont look at their blog when your parents are in the room. nuff said.
the writer: very text-heavy. posts are fics, roleplays, headcanons or asks. their writing is loved by everyone but somehow they still only get 6 notes on their posts.
the artist: produces nice fanart, probably sells it at cons or on their website. is poor and struggling and is actually a nice person. wants to take requests from people but doesnt have the time.
the discourse™: will fight anyone about anything.