Scott Lang provoking women, and rethinking his life decisions.

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when im stuck at a party i dont want to be at & i dont like anyone there

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

OH MY GOD

do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to mansions, and satellites, and monuments, and kiss you in beautiful places, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like metal in your mouth. i will deflect a bullet into your back and take your sister with me. and when i leave you paralyzed on the beach you will finally understand, why i’m named after a giant magnet.

this pretty much sums up the book/movie

I like to do ‘Garfield Mondays’: lasagna and napping in a box.

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I love that the second shit starts going down, Charles knows it’s Erik.

#he always the first to know #believe me

(yuushishio)

#wait im getting some kind of telepathic interference#something massively dramatic and destructive is happening#could it be#yes its the return of my dbag ex and his bullshit anti-me helmet#i thought i could sense a hUGE FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT

The Martian Behind the Scenes

You know Ned Stark was like kid you better look like your mom because if you grow up with white hair and purple eyes it’s going to get tough for me

most ppl would ignore these tweets but then there’s Ryan Reynolds who encourages it 😂

Elders Play F*ck, Marry, or Kill 

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it