i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

OH

y’all… u dont understand how much writing in the tags of someone’s creation means to them.. whether it’s fanart, a graphic, fanfic..,, there’s a 99% chance that person looks through their tags and a single opinionated comment in the tags can rlly brighten their day it’s just a rlly wonderful thing to see

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

fun father’s day idea: break your dad out of the pentagon

and hold his head gently so he doesn’t get whiplash

what?

Whiplaaaaaash

Sebastian Stan is the kindest human. Protect him.  

I accidentally read this as kinkiest.

me as a firefighter: *blasts burnin’ up by the jonas brothers on the aux cord instead of turning on the siren*

some girls who don’t wear makeup are always so salty about girls who do … like chill we’re all supposed to be supporting each another why r u so far up my ass because I wanted to have peachy eyelids ???????

Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress. 

the worst!!! thing!!! is having certain names POISONED for you……every time you hear That Name your gut twists and you feel sick and unsettled or angry

bucky JUST got home and suddenly his bf is looking thru his shit and a bunch of men destroy his place and then a cat man starts chasing him… he doesnt deserve this. no wonder he decided to go take a long nap

This could be fun or extremely sad

1: Name: shaquille 2: Age: 20 3: 3 Fears: spiders, heights, heartbreak 4: 3 things I love: family, friends, being happy 5: 4 turns on: joe jonas, demi lovato, ian somerhalder, chace crawford 6: 4 turns off: rude people 7: My best friend: brittany 8: Sexual orientation: straight 9: My best first date: taken up on the hill to see the fireworks and fairy lights :) 10: How tall am I: 5'6 11: What do I miss:  12: What time were I born: 11am 13: Favorite color: pink 14: Do I have a crush: yes 15: Favorite quote: stop hoping, start believing. 16: Favorite place: hicks bay  17: Favorite food: marinated ribs 18: Do I use sarcasm: yes, that's why i have no friends lmfao 19: What am I listening to right now: lucky ones ~ lana del ray 20: First thing I notice in new person: their eyes and smile 21: Shoe size: 9 22: Eye color: green, grey, blue 23: Hair color: brown 24: Favorite style of clothing: i love chic/grunge mixed  25: Ever done a prank call? yes lol 27: Meaning behind my URL: wes; wesley stromberg from emblem3. metria: demetria. i used to ship demi and wes.

28: Favorite movie: titanic 29: Favorite song: inseparable ~ jonas brothers 30: Favorite band: jonas brothers 31: How I feel right now: great and tired 32: Someone I love: my parents 33: My current relationship status: single but mingling 34: My relationship with my parents: so-so 35: Favorite holiday: going to australia and going to the amusement parks. 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: ears and belly button pierced 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: 3 piercings. 9 tattoos. 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: to see what it was. 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? fuck knows 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? nope 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? nope 42: When did I last hold hands?: almost a week ago :p 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: 15 minutes 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? nope lol 45: Where am I right now? in bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? whatever friend i'm with lol 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? loud 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah 49: Am I excited for anything? after 2 years since i left school i'm finally studying :D 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? yes, i do :) 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? often 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? almost a week ago 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i'd be hurt 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? it's complicated 55: What is something I disliked about today? i had to work 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? demi lovato 57: What do I think about most? finding love 58: What’s my strangest talent? falling for liars 59: Do I have any strange phobias? abandoned places 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? in front lol 61: What was the last lie I told? i don't remember. 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? both 64: Do I believe in magic? yes 65: Do I believe in luck? yes 66: What's the weather like right now? rainy 67: What was the last book I've read? a new earth: awakening to your life's purpose by eckhart tolle 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? kinda 69: Do I have any nicknames? i have a lot 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? i have tendinitis 71: Do I spend money or save it? both, but mostly spend 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? no :(

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes lol 74: Favorite animal? dolphin 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? cleaning my room 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? natas ? lol 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? wagon wheel ~ old crow medicine show 78: How can you win my heart? showing you won't break it 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? something inspriational 80: What is my favorite word? happy 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: too many 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? i'd say something weird 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? not that i know of 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? invisibility or time travel 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? do u love me? 86: What is my current desktop picture? demi 87: Had sex? yea 88: Bought condoms? no 89: Gotten pregnant? nope 90: Failed a class? yes 91: Kissed a boy? yes 92: Kissed a girl? yes 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yea 94: Had job? i do 95: Left the house without my wallet? heaps of times 96: Bullied someone on the internet? i don't remember, probably 97: Had sex in public? no 98: Played on a sports team? yesh 99: Smoked weed? yes 100: Did drugs? yes, without knowing 101: Smoked cigarettes? yes 102: Drank alcohol? yes 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no 104: Been overweight? no 105: Been underweight? no 106: Been to a wedding? yes 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes and some 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yup 109: Been outside my home country? yes 110: Gotten my heart broken? a few times 111: Been to a professional sports game? yes 112: Broken a bone? no 113: Cut myself? no 114: Been to prom? i call it a formal, so yes 115: Been in airplane? yes 116: Fly by helicopter? nope 117: What concerts have I been to? hot chelle rae, cher lloyd and titanium. 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no 119: Learned another language? yes 120: Wore make up? yes 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? no 122: Had oral sex? yes 123: Dyed my hair? yes 124: Voted in a presidential election? no 125: Rode in an ambulance? no 126: Had a surgery? nope 127: Met someone famous? cody simpson and his sister, a few famous rugby players and sports players. 128: Stalked someone on a social network? yep 129: Peed outside? yea 130: Been fishing? yes 131: Helped with charity? yes 132: Been rejected by a crush? yes 133: Broken a mirror? yes 134: What do I want for birthday? tequilaaaaaa do this and make me feel loved??