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arthallea

misclicking a poll result feels horrible. you little bitch baby with clumsy fingers. you just lied on a menial poll online. shame! everyone point and laugh!

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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c3rvida3

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

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vzm

your favorite undertale song is heartache. whats yours

on topic, i seriouslythink the toriel fight is the best fight in undertale and not only that but one of the best fights in RPG’s as a whole

thematically, its an amazing fight about a woman who has watched 7 separate children have to die after falling into the underground, and all she wants to do is protect them from a man who she doesn’t trust anymore. but when this one wants to leave, she cant do anything to change their mind, and has to fight them.

but she doesnt want to. when you get to low health, her attacks specifically swerve around your soul, and if you die intentionally, she has this terrible shocked expression on her face. its that little attention to detail that really shows you that this game is going to be really special

then theres how she ties into the mechanics of the game. your first time through, if you know barely anything about the game, you spare everything by acting with it and waiting until their name turns gold to spare it. but toriel is different. nothing you do will help you spare her, and some players will see it as having no other choice but to kill her (which i did) and it makes you feel TERRIBLE. and as you go through the game, you slowly figure out that every single other boss could be spared.

once you get to the end, sans tells you that you fucked up, and you understand that she could’ve been saved, then, after asgore, you fight flowey, and at that point, when flowey’s on his last legs, you either fight or spare him. at that point, you hit spare over and over, because thats what the game has taught you. of course, you cant get true pacifist yet.

when you go back in to get true pacifist, the way to spare toriel is to press spare over and over again. just like flowey.

like mother, like son.

i killed her the first time then reloaded the save before the fight because i felt awful, and figured it out the second time. Then after exiting the ruins Flowey popped up to call me out for killing her and undoing it, which was a pretty big “oh shit” moment.

The song itself is the entire thesis of the game in microcosm. “Heartache” begins in very dated, simple chip tune that you would expect from a game that looks like Undertale. It sounds so tinny, like the speakers can’t even handle the dated audio. THEN it explodes into full instrumentals and reveals what lies under the surface is this florid depth of emotion. It’s a song that can’t be contained, it’s a story bursting from its confines. It’s perfect. Tobias Radiation Fox is a genius.

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fairymascot

dude zelda minish cap is literally so magical, its like a ghibli movie to me. sure tears of the kingdom has sprawling cg vistas or whatever BUT IN THE RAFTERS ABOVE THE BAKERY THE LITTLE GNOME PEOPLE HAVE OPENED A CAFE

this lil dude put a candle in a mug inside his home. this is like a fireplace to him. his tablecloth is a leaf. Are You Seeing This

you can shrink down and help an overworked shoemaker who fell asleep at his desk by fixing the shoes for him. look at this. you are smaller than his goddamn pinky finger

this guy LIVES inside a library book that he CARVED OUT!!!! u can see the freakin depth of the pages and how they overlap each other where he carved them. im crying. minish cap you will always be famous

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