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“The qunari, the painted elf and the drunken dwarf are completely useless.”

The unholy trinity is complete: I. | II.

dragon age modern au where theyre all actually just playing a tabletop rpg

 #dragon age#oghren’s player thought it would be funny to make their character drunk all the time#the rest of the players stopped finding it amusing two hours in#alistair’s player is a newbie and sometimes just says things like ‘MY CHARACTER GOES TO STAND OVER THERE NOW’#the warden is literally the character’s name#they named their character ‘the warden’#names are hard ok#morrigan’s player wants to know why the fuck their character’s mother is one of the big bads#the dm won’t tell the players if leliana’s vision was true or not#not even leliana’s player knows#zevran’s player is that guy who goes I SEDUCE THE DARKSPAWN at the start of every encounter#one time he gets a natural 20 and they don’t talk about that anymore#one player is literally just playing a dog [tags courtesy of xenokink]

update: Duncan is DM and the “dog” character is actually just the Warden’s dog that they insisted on rolling for