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Mass Effect: Reclamation

Chapter 4:  First Meetings 

Summary: Ezner Shepard is always ready for a fight. Is she ready to meet her match?

Shepard stretched from her seat. The alcohol had numbed some of her senses. She hadn’t stopped drinking even when she was talking to Elionel, who hadn’t stopped chastising her for it.

“You have to stop drinking.”

“Not ‘till I’m dead.”

“At the rate you're going, you may as well be.”        

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yeah i dont talk about modding much anymore, for two main reasons; one being that i worked insanely hard to get into college at the ripe old age of [redacted but older than 25] and i dont want to fuck this up now when im a hs drop out with a long history of mental illness & hospitalizations behind me and will probably never get another chance at this (so no, i cant take a break from school work just to do some light modding. and also never was just light modding to me), and the other being the fact that i cannot help resenting the ME fandom for reasons no one rly gives a fuck about anymore but it definitely does not motivate me to make mods for this game anymore outside of my own interests.

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vigilskeep

picking up zevran right after alistair finally gets a good flirt line in is so brutal. poor boy

there’s this girl you like who’s kind of been flirting with you, and you stumble a little through that but you manage to keep your cool and be funny and ask her if she would hypothetically like to be courted properly by a gentleman, and overall it goes really really well. you’re doing great. you’re getting a good grade in talking to girl. the very next day some elf who just tried to kill her calls her a deadly sex goddess and straight up offers to warm her bed and fend off unwanted suitors etc and you’re like “she’s not listening to this rubbish. is she listening to this rubbish?” but then she does recruit him so you’re like well clearly she was listening to some of that rubbish so what does it mean. is this whole thing actually doing something for her that being a gentleman doesn’t?? you can’t compete with that! at this point being able to make her laugh is all you have going for you. and then the elf immediately makes her laugh. one shot kill. haunting. devastating

It's hard to compete with THAT smile 😏

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valerie1972

A guide to swearing in Thedas

These are all taken from the toolset (mostly under “cuss” in the soundsets, but also from various bits of dialogue), organized for your convenience.

These are Dragon Age: Origins ONLY. There are no files that are human-readable for DA:A, DA2, or any DLC or expansions.

Not English the King’s Tongue

  • Brasca! (Zevran)
  • Vashedan! (Sten)

Pretty normal

  • Alas!
  • Blast it all, anyhow!
  • Blasted bastards!
  • Blech. (Sandal)
  • Blood and ashes.
  • Blood and honor!
  • Bloody blast it!
  • Bollocks.
  • Cripes.
  • Crud!
  • Curse me for a fool!
  • Cursed for a fool!
  • Curses!
  • Confound it! (Flemeth, of all people)
  • Damnation!
  • Drat!
  • Fiddlesticks!
  • Blast and blazes!
  • Blast and damnation! (Morrigan)
  • Blasted curses of a thousand misfortunes!
  • Blood and damnation! (Leliana)
  • Burn it all!
  • Fire and death!
  • Dirt and spit!
  • Flaming bastard.
  • Garbage!
  • Lazy, slack-jawed louts.
  • Miserable wretch.
  • Of all the blasted–!
  • Of all the cursed–!
  • Of all the infernal–! (Riordan)
  • Of all the–! (Leliana)
  • Oh dear.
  • Oh, bother!
  • Oh, for pity’s sake!
  • Oh, poppycock.
  • Oh… blast it! (Alistair)
  • Phooey!
  • Shoddy piece of crap!
  • Sod it all!
  • Son of a bitch!
  • Son of an inbred!
  • Tarnation!
  • That’s a stinker! (fade!Cailan)
  • That’s swill!
  • Those bloody whoresons.
  • Thrice-cursed whorespawn.
  • Two-faced bastards.

Elves

  • Bleeding thorns!
  • By the lost Dales!
  • Fenharel’s teeth!
  • Mythal'enaste!
  • Slap me around and call me a wild sylvan! (Shianni)
  • Well punch me in the teeth and call me a wild sylvan…

Invocations of Andraste

  • By the Lady!
  • Andraste’s ashes!
  • Andraste’s breath!
  • For the love of Andraste!
  • For the love of Lady Andraste!
  • Lady’s breath!
  • Merciful Andraste!
  • Oh, Andraste, help me…
  • Oh, for Andraste’s sake.
  • Oh, for the love of Blessed Andraste!
  • Oh, for the love of the Maker’s Bride.
  • Well, throw me in a fire and call me Andraste!

Andraste’s clothing

  • Andraste’s holy knickers!
  • By Andraste’s burning under-drawers!
  • By Andraste’s dirty socks!
  • By Andraste’s holy knickers!
  • By Andraste’s sword!

Andraste’s ass

  • Andraste’s ass!
  • Andraste’s fat ass!
  • Andraste’s lily-white ass!
  • Maferath’s hairy arse! (bonus Andraste’s husband’s ass due to not having another category in which to put it)

The Maker

  • Great Maker!
  • Holy Maker!
  • Maker damn you for a fool!
  • Maker-forsaken piece of–
  • Maker’s beard!
  • Maker’s Blood.
  • Maker’s breath! (by far the most common Thedas-specific curse)
  • Tears of the Maker!

Paragons

  • Aeducan’s beard!
  • Beards of the Paragons!
  • Bemot’s beard!
  • Blood of the Paragons!
  • By the beards of the Paragons!
  • Caridin’s teeth!
  • Ortan’s teeth!
  • Paragon’s teeth!
  • Paragons have mercy!

Ancestors

  • Ancestors have mercy!
  • By the hairs of my ancestors!
  • By the stones of the Ancestors!
  • By the teats of my ancestors!
  • By the tits of my ancestors!

Dwarf culture

  • Bronto piss!
  • By the Stone!
  • For the love of nugs and idiot children!
  • Nug-dung!
  • Nug-humper!
  • Nugs and dolts!
  • Stonecursed duster!
  • Stones!
  • What the nug!

 The Blight

  • Ah, Blight!
  • Blight and destruction!
  • Blighted wretch!
  • Darkspawn blood!
  • Fire and Blight!
  • Griffon’s buttocks! (fade!Duncan)

 The Fade

  • Blasted fade monkeys!
  • By the Black City!
  • By the walls of the golden city! (Desire demon)
  • Fade monkeys! 

Racial epithets

  • Bare-skinned shem!
  • Filthy elf-lover!
  • Bloody elf guts!
  • Son of a Fereldan bitch! (Tevinter guard)

Pee and poop

  • Ah, piss and vinegar.
  • Crap!
  • Dog piss!
  • Flaming rat turds.
  • Oh, piss on it!
  • Piss and blood!
  • Piss and spittle!
  • Piss on a stick.
  • Piss on it!
  • Shit.
  • Shite.
  • Stinking road apples!
  • Turd!

Dogs

  • Base-born jackal.
  • Bloody kibble!
  • Flea-bitten whelps.
  • Hound’s arse!
  • Miserable cur!
  • Of all the motherless mongrels.
  • Scurvy dogs! (Isabela)

 Food

  • Applesauce!
  • Beans and spuds!
  • Milk and cookies! (Perpetua)
  • Pickles! (Paivel)
  • Ugh! That’s bean-rot!

Fereldan culture and history

  • By the giant stones of the Dwarfson.
  • Great Dane’s bitch.
  • Calenhad’s crown! (fade!Maric)

 Animals and insects

  • Dung beetles!
  • Flies and bother!
  • For the love of little fish.
  • Hind of a jackrabbit!
  • Hog wash!
  • Horse feathers! (Wynne)
  • Motherless son of a goat.
  • Oh, donkey bum!
  • Oh… f-frogs! (Daveth)
  • Oh… rats.
  • Ox dung!
  • Pigeon crap! (Shale)
  • Rats!
  • Rotten maggot-spawn!
  • Skunk breath! (Sloth)
  • Shave a horse and punch me in the teeth.
  • Spawn of motherless goat.
  • Sod-eating rodents!
  • Well, wax my head and call me a pug!

what is this i dont even

  • Dust bugger!
  • Oh, fuddle-knuckles.
  • Stab me with a fork and call me Susan! (Carroll)
  • Thunder humper! (Oghren)
  • Whiplash and Crow sauce!
  • You dung-brained goat herder.
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ageofdragon

How much canon info is there about Highever? I haven't been able to find much apart from: It has an alienage, is by the coast and makes a signature kind of cloth (wool industry?). How big is the city? Is it near/around Castle Cousland? Does it have a harbour? How big is the alienage and what is it like?

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(Alright, for you I’m going to make this into an official lore post, because this is actually small and specific).

Disclaimer: All of this is completely canonical knowledge. Nothing headcanoned, there are sources for it and I’ve gathered from every source that I could. This includes: Codice (Highever, Construction Report: Brickmarks, ), Dragon Age Origins Ultimate/Collector’s Edition Prima Guide, Dragon AGE Core Rulebook. Nothing is headcanon and nothing is taken from an unreliable sources (i.e. Wikipedia).

 Highever

Location

Highever is a Teyrnir in northern Thedas, one of the few that set on the Coastlands. It sets on the coast of the Waking Sea, west of Amaranthine, across the sea from Kirkwall and the Vimmark Mountains, and North of The Bannorn.

In the very center of the Highever Teyrnir, is Harper’s Ford, this area used to belong to the Howes of Amaranthine. However, during the Orlesian Occupation, Tarleton Howe sided with the Orlesians, Harper’s Ford was marched upon by the Couslands and Howe hung.

Highever is the name of a village in the Teyrnir along the coast, as well as being the name of the Teyrnir (all lands, holdings, and bannorns within in area).

Castle Cousland is located in the Highever Teyrnir, the exact location is unknown.

Highever possesses an Alienage, though the location of it is unknown.

There was a Silver Temple in Highever where Andraste’s Ashes were first held, before being moved to a secret location. Whether the Temple still stands in unknown.

History

In -165 Ancient, Andraste’s “sons” (Maferath’s sons were adopted by Andraste, though many tried to claim to be her birth son in order to earn leadership of the Alamarri tribes) sought to steal Andraste’s ashes from Highever’s Silver Temple and strengthen their claim to Chief of the Alamarri. The ashes were moved to Haven, but the location was never revealed and eventually lost.

Castle Highever, eventually known as Castle Cousland, was built in the Divine Age and was considered no more than an outpost to the Amaranthine Bannorn. The oupost was held by the cousins of the Howes, the Elstans until the Tower Age.

In the Age of Towers, Bann Conobar Elstan was murdered by his wife, Flemeth, leaving no heir behind. Cononbar’s Captain, Sarim Cousland, stepped up and took the land instead.

The Couslands would declare themselves an independent Bannorn from Amaranthine and start a 30 year war, until Highever was freed and owned southwest Amaranthine as well.

It wasn’t until the Black Age that Highever would be named a Teynir under Haelia Cousland, who would unite the nearby lords against the werewolves and earn herself the title along with their fealty.

4:80 Black, Orlais tried to take Highever in hopes to conquer Ferelden, in the first Orlesian Invasion. They would use Highever to supply their troops by sea. However, Redcliffe stood strong against the Invasion and Orlesian was forced to retreat, unable to pass into Highever.

 During the Exalted Age, Eletha Cousland would fight Ferelden’s future king, Calenhad, to remain independent. She would lose, but Highever would remain one of two Teynirs and Eletha would remain their teyrna.

However, in the Dragon  Age, the Couslands would be betrayed and Castle Cousland would be stormed by Arl Howes forces, the Cousland family almost completely wiped out. The only to survive would Fergus Cousland, who would be lost in the Korcari Wilds until after the Fifth Blight ended. 

(Conditional: The youngest Cousland would also survive the attack and go on to become a Grey Warden, swearing vengeance on Howe.)

Highever would be relinquished after Howe’s death by the Warden and returned to the Couslands.

Fergus Cousland is the current Teyrn of Highever.

Heraldry

Highever has two major Heraldry, The Cousland Heraldry (Left) and The Highever Heraldy (Right).

Known People from Highever

  • Ardal Cousland (A knight/soldier to King Vanedrin Theirin)
  • Bryce Cousland
  • Calenhad Theirin
  • Duncan
  • Fergus Cousland
  • Flemeth
  • Helena (Jory’s Wife)
  • Oren Cousland
  • Riordan
  • Roderick Gilmore
  • Ser Eryhn (A Templar woman with unmatched grace with a sword and shield)
  • Warden Cousland

Facts

  • Highever has a population of 20,000.
  • Highever has given Ferelden the most famous Alamarri Legends so far (Calenhad, and Flemeth)
  • Nelaros’ Wedding Ring was forged in Highever, it is also where Tabris’ bride/groom comes from.
  • Sarethia is the Hahren of Highever’s Alienage.
  • Warpaint of the Tempest, is the traditional kaddis for mabari in Highever.
  • Highever Weave is most likely a cloth originating from Highever and may be an export.
  • Skyhold has bricks stolen from Highever, apparently before the First Orlesian Invasion.
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Heights Based off Official Model Scales, Dev Words, or Lore specified

Updated: 05/2024

I find it delightful and fits into the feral and desperate need I have for Thedas to be experiencing mega fauna and flora. Important note, the only height that is canon is Bull's as it is mentioned in the lore books World of Thedas vol. 2. The rest are based off scaled models and dev words; the latter up to personal preference on how canon that is.

I've also updated these since the last post as wonderful people reached out and gave me their numbers as well as updating Dorian's height to what his character model height is based on Gaider's tweet.

Going from shortest to tallest we have this:

  • Varric - 5' - 5'3 / 152.4-160.02cm [Source]
  • Morrigan - 5'8 / 172.72cm (Sans heels) [Source]*
  • Alistair - 6' / 182.88cm [Source]
  • Dorian - 6' / 183cm *
  • Solas - 6' / 182.88.cm [Source]
  • The Iron Bull - 8' / 243.84cm*

Elaboration (Below the Cut)

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vigilskeep

a quick guide to dog lords, telling your arls from your teyrns, and generally how ferelden works

okay, this isn't quite what anon asked for, by which i mean not at all, but unfortunately they activated my interest in some of my favourite lore. it should hopefully contain a lot of the relevant stuff and i’ll try to branch out to less fereldan specific information in other posts!

okay, let’s start with the hierarchy. there’s four kinds of noble in ferelden

royalty: you know who these guys are. except for during the orlesian occupation, ever since ferelden became one kingdom, it’s been ruled by the theirin family. which i think is for 388 years, i really hope that’s right, i got out a calculator

teyrns: these are super powerful lords, basically banns so powerful that other banns swear fealty to them. they’re second only to the king, who is essentially just the most powerful one of them. there used to be a lot of them, but with one dynasty in power for so long, that kind of opposition has been eroded away. there are only two remaining: the couslands of highever in the north, and the mac tirs of gwaren in the south

arls: these are extra special banns. they answer to a teyrn or king and hold a strategic fortress for them. we know of six—amaranthine, south reach, denerim, redcliffe, west hills, and edgehall—but i’m unsure if that’s because they are only six or because there are unnamed others

banns: these are your common or garden noble, the lowest ranking and most common. this is your local lord type. they seem to vary the most in power, though, with some banns having big speaking roles in the landsmeet

but i kind of should have written that list in the opposite direction. what do i mean by that? well, in your standard medieval hierarchy, and in a lot of the rest of thedas, power comes down from the king, who lets you hold the land. but in ferelden, most of the land is owned by freeholders: commoners, well-off enough to own their land but still not by any means nobles.

how does that work? well, let’s say i’m a freeholder.

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j4ckme

Two years?! I’m in!

why not

I’ll try it

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eliyora

Double your nana, double your yum

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fuckyahumor

give me luck double banana

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

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lemonsharks

Please, please, please

I need something good to happen in my life so badly right now

Source: j4ckme
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Hi, hello GreedFall fandom!!!

The GreedFall community page that I created has been approved and is ready to add people! 😊

If you interact with this post, I'll take that as a sign you'd like to be added

With the release of GreedFall 2: The Dying World coming closer, I hope this will be a nice space for us to chat about the games and what's to come ✨️

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