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Seasonal affective disorder havers how are we all coping

[ID: Two versions of the cat screaming at food bowl meme. The first has a clock showing 4pm and is captioned "WHY IS IT NIGHTTIME". The second has a November calendar and is captioned "WHY IS IT TEMPERATURES".]

I love how perfectly like clockwork this returns every November. Good morning northern hemisphere take your vitamin D

he's like her pokemon

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ダンダダン Ep. 07: To a kinder world

Boy did this make me cry!! So sad, but incredibly beautiful music and animation

This was honestly the most beautiful animation I've seen in an anime in a long while, and hoo boy did it made me cry.

Always heading home

Webfishing on the 3DS! 🌐🎣😺

official 3ds post

THIS LOOKS SO REAL!!

It feels weird to have a sense of nostalgia for something that never actually existed.

Webfishing on the 3DS! 🌐🎣😺

official 3ds post

(link to original)

"Oh, Mr. Yagami, sorry to bother you again. Just one more thing."

"Detective Columbo, I didn’t expect to see you again. Is there something else you need?"

"Well, it’s a funny thing, Mr. Yagami. See, I’ve been going over these files, you know, and I kept noticing these strange patterns with the deaths of criminals. It’s like someone’s cleaning up the streets, almost like... someone’s making it happen."

"That’s an interesting theory, Detective, but aren’t we all thankful the crime rate is going down? Maybe it’s just good police work."

"Oh, absolutely. Could be that. But there was this one little thing I just can’t shake... and it’s really got me puzzled."

"And what’s that?"

"It’s this notebook we found. It’s got a list of names, all of them lining up with recently deceased criminals. Names, dates, and some other... curious details."

"And wouldn’t you know, each of those names, written down right before each person, uh, 'had an accident.' Strange, huh?"

"Detective, are you suggesting that a notebook could somehow cause someone’s death? It sounds absurd."

"Oh, you’re absolutely right, Mr. Yagami. It sounds ridiculous. And believe me, I wouldn’t believe it myself, but here’s the odd thing—each of those names? They’re written in *your handwriting*."

"Detective, that’s impossible. Anyone could’ve forged my handwriting."

"Oh, you’re right. Could be anyone. But, uh, there’s just one other thing. I started looking into the people who might’ve known about this notebook, anyone who could have a reason to use it, if it were real, of course."

"And wouldn’t you know, every single person who might’ve had that knowledge, who might’ve been a threat to someone using this notebook, well… they’re not around to tell us anymore."

"Detective, this is all hypothetical. There’s no proof any of this is real."

"Oh, I know, Mr. Yagami, I know. This whole idea of a ‘Death Note’—it’s pure fantasy, right? But my wife, she always says, 'Columbo, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.' And something tells me this story’s a bit stranger than I first thought."

"Just one last thing, Mr. Yagami. If you were, hypothetically, behind all this… well, a person as smart as you would already know I’ve got my eye on him. Just food for thought."

I read this with my best Columbo voice 💜

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

fun fact you’d still get sent to jail even if the cannibalism was consensual! this happened! a guy who wanted to eat someone met up with a guy who wanted to be ate and it was still considered murder! so the answer is no.

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

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Finally, a worthy competitor to this site's hate mail game.

Jennifer's Body (2009) Dir. Karyn Kusama

Reblog if it's not that impressive