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“The temperature on the surface of the Sun is approximately 5778° K.” hellmouth sunbeams undefeated <3
Eddie or Mouse | no pronouns. mouse/mouself if you must 🐁 | I reblog art, things I find funny, and some fandom stuff. I also describe images when I have the energy. If I describe your post, feel free to add it to the original post! please do actually. you’d make my day. Please let me know if I need to tag something. Have a nice day :D | Icon by @end-otw-racism, header by @[deactivated] |
[Header ID: The quoiromantic flag made out of stock photos. The black stripe is a photo of black heart-shaped leaves. The green stripe is a photo of light green leaves with bits of sunlight shining through them. The blue stripe is a photo of the sky, with two white clouds visible at the edges. The grey stripe is a photo of a stormy sky. End ID] [Icon ID: Art of IMOGEN from the podcast Stellar Firma. Behind the art are the aromantic and nonbinary flags. Image description for the art is copied from the artist’s description. Imogen is depicted in a more abstract style similar to the storybook sequence from the first episode of MLP. She is a light blue alicorn with a long straight white mane and tail, red-pink eyes with long lower eyelashes, long pointed legs with white hooves, a long sharp horn and large wings, and a cutie mark of a red-pink eye that is wide open, with long eyelashes and a white pupil. She is lifting one front leg up and curving it, and her wings are spread upwards. End ID]
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as a general rule, if i ever add a description to an image you post, please feel free to add my description to the original post. in fact, i encourage it. putting a description in the original post makes it more accessible for anyone else interacting with your post, regardless of whether they’re interacting with my reblog or not. you can credit me if you want (i would appreciate it :) ) but it is not necessary. have a lovely time zone and please help make accessible content! <3

since this is now my pinned post, i will add some important info about my blog :) i recommend you read my blog description if you’re new; it contains need-to-know info about me and descriptions of my avatar and header

this post about how to use no pronouns is super helpful, if that sort of thing confuses you!

my blog

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my username and blog title are blaseball references, in case you’re not familiar. blaseball may be dead but it lives on in our hearts. sunbeams undefeated <3

i’m into a variety of stuff atm, but mainly dndads

i always tag for the fandom of stuff i reblog, usually abbreviated

i reblog lots of art bc i like it

warning tags

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i use the tag “tw eyestrain” for still images with bright colors or that are hard to look at

i use “tw flashing lights” for moving images (video or gifs) that have bright colors or quickly flash between images

i use “undescribed” for any post that has an image that is not described or has an insufficient description (i.e. a joke description or something that doesn’t really explain what the image is)

i tag “id in alt text” if the image description is only in alt text and not written on the post

“not transcribed” - video or audio that doesn’t have captions / a transcription for part or all of the content, or if it does not sufficiently convey the audio

“caps lock” - chunks of text written in all caps (usually for phrases longer than one word, and not for acronyms)

“colored text” - any amount of text in a colored font

“tw suicide” - when it is actually depicted (not necessarily graphically, just when it actually happens) or mentions of real-life instances of it

“tw suicide mention” - when it is mentioned in passing or jokingly, or mentioned seriously without being connected to an actual instance of suicide, real or fictional

i tag posts for: cats, dogs, birds, bugs, snakes, spiders

i tag video and audio posts with “video” and “audio”

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i also tag for things i’ll want to look at later! some of these include: commissions, art, poetry

i tag gofundmes and other support / awareness posts with “signal boost”

my tag for my own posts is “the mouse squeaks”

i tag my art with “my art” and my embroidery work with “mouse embroiders”

this is an npd positive space! keep your ableism out of here.

Palestine will be free. 🍉

if anything is mistagged, please send me an ask and i will fix it!

be kind, have fun, and happy blogging <3

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Dungeons and daddies is, contrary to popular belief, not a podcast but in fact 5 discreet personalized games:

  • The Beth May PC escape the abuser simulator
  • The how fast can a Freddy Wong PC fuck around and find out game show
  • The Will Campos PC and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad familial relationship rpg
  • The Anthony Burch PC/NPC and first-person shooter game with a guilt tracking mechanic & self-loathing meter
  • The Matt Arnold PC’s Paladin and Dating sim
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Hi I am asking about your Penelope headcanons and listening so intently. I love your design for her btw!!!

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thank you for enabling me okay here we go

she was a botanist! you may think it would be tough to be a botanist in a world where plant are all but extinct. and you would be right. it is very illegal, in fact. but our girl stays silly

penelope grew up reading stories about the plants that used to exist before labyrinth spread across the entire planet and wiped out basically all wildlife

since plants are very much antithetical to the olympians’ whole… thing, botany is very illegal

her mother was a secretary of poseidon (since in the mythology, penelope’s mother was a naiad, a type of water spirit). poseidon had an extensive entourage of personal assistants. penelope spent a lot of her childhood learning how to do the same work, preparing to take over for her mother when she died (but that part sort of went over her head. olympians live a very long time and don’t like change, so a lot of their assistants come from a long line of people who did the same work.)

penelope’s mother often took her to work with her. it was mostly boring admin stuff and young penelope got bored easily. she brought books to read while her mother worked; mostly history ones. but she never got past the first dozen pages or so. the bright illustrations of the world as it once was captivated her. she paid no mind to the propaganda explaining how harrowing and dangerous and uncivilized the pre-city world was. the plants and colors were so beautiful, and she wanted nothing more than to catch even a glimpse of the world she read about. from that moment, penelope fell in love with plants. it didn’t matter that she’d never seen one and likely never would. penelope would go to the ends of the city to find the worlds of life she read about.

of course, she needed more realistic goals, you know, work to do for money while she chased her secret passion. penelope’s first job was doing minor administrative work in one of poseidon’s workshops. it was smaller then, but as she got older and better at her job, it became one of poseidon’s leading factories. later, penelope’s studies into mechanical engineering (she spent a summer drawing up plans for a rudimentary irrigation system and found that she had a knack for it) even led to one of her designs being implemented in the facility, becoming the sleek industrial laser nicknamed the Cyclops. (years later, a grief-stricken and vengeful Ulysses would break into the workshop and steal the diamond at its core)

penelope quickly became known for her skill in mechanical engineering and led teams to implement new designs for poseidon’s factories. this is where she met ulysses. each could match the other’s wit and brilliance, and they hit it off right away. ulysses even shared her passion for plants, though for different reasons. she often confided in them about her research, and they worked together to search for what plants may be left

less significant but very important to me: ulysses and penelope were in a queerplatonic relationship. they would often affectionately refer to the other as “my partner — research partner, that is.”

a few years after they married, ulysses was asked to take part in the ilium war, to test out their designs and strategic knowledge on the battlefield

meanwhile, penelope continued their search for the last plant life. having a spouse off at war came with financial aid. penelope took advantage of the extra income to take time off work, time which she used to focus on her and ulysses’ secret project

while ulysses was at war, penelope had to keep up some ruse to be able to continue her research in secrecy. i have a few concepts i’m working with, but none that i’m really set on yet. you know the myth of how the real penelope spent years weaving a shroud for odysseus’ father laertes, but each night would secretly unravel the day’s progress so that she wouldn’t have to marry one of her suitors? i want something that mirrors that, but i haven’t settled on a concept yet

then, in the final year of the war, she found it. daedalus and the mechanisms got it wrong. ulysses didn’t find the last relic of the natural world. penelope did

the mechanisms have proven to be unreliable narrators, and i find it hard to believe that penelope had nothing to do with the vault named after her and the revolutionary discovery inside it

it was ulysses’ idea to use the seed she found to incite revolution. it wasn’t that penelope had never thought of what her success could mean for the world; she just enjoyed the discovery for its own sake. her ambition had more to do with personal victory, knowledge, and preserving the beauty she knew existed in the world. she never wanted to change the world, at least not the way ulysses did.

anyways i have many feelings about her but this is the most i can articulate right now. please feel free to add more thoughts or ideas! i would love to talk about her

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Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

you want to read this

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Hello friends! Clearly I am behind! I took a nose dive in terms of motivation for art BUT I enjoy doing the character sheets I've been doing so I do hope to finish them eventually! In the meantime: At the Mountains of Dadness!

Dadtober list by rubbish-convention under the cut! (Ft pics of my cat, Meryl, who was named not after the actress but specifically after this fuckin guy)

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