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You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet

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Murder Mystery Theater Master Post

Dinner and a Murder: A Mr. Prince Mystery

Since I can't edit posts with polls and I can't add polls to reblogs, I'll use this post to keep everything for the choose your own adventure fic together so everyone can find it easier.

(Also apologies for the pairings tag spam. This story will end up with one of a possible six pairings depending on what choices everyone makes and I want fans of each pairing to have an equal chance. Rest assured I'll only tag the relevant pairings in each poll, not every single one.)

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catlaila

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

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It's been over a month since your manager was possessed by a demon. Yet, instead of fetching the nearest priest or throwing a bucket of holy water at them, you and your coworkers have just rolled with it, as the demon is WAY more bearable to work under.

"Steve, it's been 39 hours and 40 seconds, I'm going to need you to start clocking out. OVERTIME IS NOT IN THE CONTRACT."

"Don't tell me why you aren't coming in, I don't care nor do I need to know. See you tomorrow."

"What do you mean you can't afford a doctor and can't get a doctor's note? ... .... No health insurance ... I see, I see... I was not aware of these mortal tribulations and trials- oh, oh.... It's usually offered by the employer..... I see. So you're saying it's my fault?"

"ALRIGHT MINIONS, ROUND UP!!! I am adjusting your work contracts!!! With the help of human-minion-assistant-manager-Jessica, we have found a health insurance provider for the company!! You do not have to enroll, but if you don't, this very real minion from hell will be your nurse while you are ill and unable to come in."

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 side E

ReiNojiko edit made by @fivedayslater

Propaganda under the cut.

Okay gonna convince you all to vote Reijiko

First: Look at this art!

Second: Just. Them both being sisters who who lost their mother and experienced Severe Trauma at a young age, but put it aside to support their younger sibling who experienced more trauma. Coming together and getting the support they need from each other that they dare not ask for from other people. Think about it.

Third: Look at this art!

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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

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stitchposts

@stitchposts I need you to know you've obliterated my notifications with this.

Done more than double the original notes.

I have mixed feelings. It's mostly amused bewilderment, with a healthy dose of 'I'm happy that so many people think my dumb joke is funny and that someone elevated it to a fiber-craft that even more people love'

But there's also a definitive pinch of 'fuck you what have you done'

I love tumblr.

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syn4k

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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laskulls

so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

I just love this genre

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ladydei

oh this was delightful

Don’t forget owls!

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moniquill

Sphere = the ideal shape for maximizing internal volume with minimum surface area, thus best shape for not lose heat. Sphere stay warm! Sticky outy bits get cold!!

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meret118

Microsoft Office, like many companies in recent months, has slyly turned on an “opt-out” feature that scrapes your Word and Excel documents to train its internal AI systems. This setting is turned on by default, and you have to manually uncheck a box in order to opt out.

If you are a writer who uses MS Word to write any proprietary content (blog posts, novels, or any work you intend to protect with copyright and/or sell), you’re going to want to turn this feature off immediately.How to Turn off Word’s AI Access To Your Content

I won’t beat around the bush. Microsoft Office doesn’t make it easy to opt out of this new AI privacy agreement, as the feature is hidden through a series of popup menus in your settings:On a Windows computer, follow these steps to turn off “Connected Experiences”:

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences > Uncheck box: “Turn on optional connected experiences”

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