Fluffy fan fiction #5
person A randomly asks “shit, when did I become such an asshole” person B argue that they are a good person and lists every good thing they have done.
person A randomly asks “shit, when did I become such an asshole” person B argue that they are a good person and lists every good thing they have done.
“If You feel half as shit as you look you should just go home”
“Thanks”
- a book I'm writing "hey"
1) person A has been calling person B by the wrong name for a few weeks and person B doesn’t have the heart to tell them.
2) person A has tooth paste on their shirt and person B decides not to tell them because it’s funny.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW XX
-person A leaves sticky notes saying “happy birthday!” Everywhere for person B to find on their birthday.
-person A makes person B a birthday cake at 2am but accidentally spells their name wrong with out realising (because they are so tired).
-person A takes person B to an aquarium for their birthday and person B gets really excited looking at all the fish.
-person A every year asks for money to be donated to a charity instead of getting gifts, one birthday person B takes them out to see what their years of birthday money has done (a new school in a third world Contry or a heap of rescue dogs finding homes ect)
-kidnappers leave person A in the lounge room, the catch? They have an earpiece in that every time they try to leave it plays the sound of nails on a chalkboard and they can’t remove the earpiece.
-me trying to convince mum to buy books.
-I ate the last piece of chocolate but if you kiss me you could probably still taste it.
-We are getting married and I accidentally got chocolate on my wedding dress/tuxedo and now I’m freaking out because it won’t come out AU.
-you bought me dark chocolate roses thinking I said I loved dark chocolate but I Actually said I hated it but I’m gonna eat these any way because they are Beautiful.
-You work at a chocolate shop and every day I come in and get a coffee but nothing chocolate related and you think that’s stupid considering it’s a chocolate shop but one day you make me a hot chocolate and it’s the most amazing thing I have ever tasted AU.
1. I argue with you about everything but I really like your taste in music so will you go on a date with me to a concert?
2.i keep steeling your pens so that I can pretend you dropped them and have an excuse to talk to you but this time I’m using the pen I stole to give you my number.
3. You didn’t have enough money for a taxi so i offered to share one with you and it turns out we live two doors down from each other and you’re really cute.
-secretly leaves the house to go get a gift but accidentally gets involved in stopping a Robbery AU.
-accidentally spills boiling water on their leg while making dinner.
-has scars from when they accidentally started a fire and then sacrificed them self to save everyone from it AU.
-accidentally dropped phone and broke the screen but continued to use and now they have a shard of glass stuck in their thumb.
-accidentally knocked over some really expensive stuff in a shop and is desperately trying to fix the broken items but failing miserably.
-accidentally ordered 300 cans of baked beans (or any other food) instead of 3 and now all they eat is baked beans.
-accidentally falls on to train tracks whilst a train is on its way.
-accidentally ended up working at a strip club but now has some sweet moves they can perform on a pole.
-accidentally fell in love with the enemy’s child AU.
-accidentally got on a plane to Australia (or any where else) and now can’t get home but actually likes it there and is thinking of staying
“What drove you to do this to yourself?”
“You did ”
“Do you remember the fire?”
“Yea I started it”
Person A is taking photos of their meal rather then eating it and person B is getting annoyed with how long it’s taking them.
" you got a hair cut?" "I did?"
person A notices bruises on person Bs shoulders, when they question them about it person B ends up telling them about how they have poor depth perception and sometimes hit their shoulders when walking through doors. (Could add how they stub their toes a lot and can't throw or catch a ball)
person A walks in on person B recreating the pumpkin dance.