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Dean already raised a baby (Sam) so he would actually love Jack already being two-twenty-two because he gets to do all the fun things like show the kid his favorite movies, teach him to parallel park, and take him to R-rated movies, without having to first wade through another kid’s childhood. Cas however never got the chance to raise a baby and would LOVE the burping and the nap times and the building blocks. This is why skrog’s shapeshifter Jack is the supreme version. A Jack for everyone. 

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madronasky

Yes. This.

jack at 10am vs jack at 2pm on the same day:

(jack’s tshirt stolen from these guys)

ok im thinking about this again and thinking about how jack maybe didn’t shapeshift into a toddler until cas came back in 13.06 when he suddenly felt safe enough to be a baby ….. 

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jack likes to ask questions like “if we were on a desert island, which of us would we eat first?” dean says what the fuck is wrong with you. also we would eat sam because he’s the biggest so he could feed us the longest. sam says….right….but you would die first though. so we’d eat you first. and cas says, easy, i would simply exit my vessel and inhabit dean or whoever. and dean’s like what. and cas says well who else would i inhabit? and dean is like what the fuck is wrong with YOU and sam says dude, chill, it was a reasonable answer. cas i’d let you possess me. cas says thank you sam. that means a lot. jack says i think we would eat ME first because younger flesh tastes better. and sam is like…..yeah kiddo you’re right but i wouldn’t be able to eat you. actually, i’m changing my answer. cas, i’d be honored to eat your vessel. cas says thank you sam that also means a lot. dean says WHAT is wrong with ALL of you

ive added a visual element

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i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

here’s The Scene™

I CAN’T BREATH-

Neither can he

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he has the flu!! what am i meant to do! let him walk around on own two his feet!? not kiss him on the forehead?! grow up, sam

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