I recently came across the saying:
“When you think you’ve hit rock bottom, but now you want to fuck a blonde guy.”
As a blonde guy this made me laugh. Also, made me think of my “canon” BG3 playthrough, where my Tav was a Half-Elf Warlock. A blonde guy warlock who romanced Shadowheart.
Just imagine it. Shadowheart is on this impossible quest from her Goddess. Everyone else in her original group is dead. She can’t remember anything. She’s got an alien worm in her brain. Lae’zel is there.
The only thing keeping her together is her desperate and blind faith. And even that begins to falter. And this blonde asshole shows up and makes her all hot and bothered.
It’s almost too much.
Please ignore my misspelling of Eldritch Blast.
Another of my Bored at Work series. Pencil on Paper.