Random Fandom Stuff.

Cloud: Can I try rizzing you up?

Tifa: Only if I can try rizzing you up too.

Cloud: How are we gonna do this?

Tifa: How ‘bout we both go at the same time and try to out-rizz each other?

Cloud: Deal!

Cloud and Tifa stare at each other. Determination burns in their eyes. Tifa reaches out, taking Cloud’s left hand into her right.

In unison, they drop into kowtow position.

Cloud and Tifa: PLEASE!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!

These two are so pathetically down for each other.

Cloud and Tifa are arguing in their bedroom.

Tifa: I can’t believe you threw that guy through a window!

Cloud: He was being a creep.

Tifa: Look, I can handle- *walks up to Cloud and starts unzipping his jacket* -it! I’ve lived in the slums for years!

Cloud blinks as Tifa begins to unbuckle the straps and belts to his pauldron. It hits floor and she removes his jacket, exposing his bare chest.

Tifa: You don’t need to attack every person that looks at me funny!

Tifa pushes him onto the bed. Cloud sits awkwardly at the edge of the bed, propping himself up on his elbows.

Cloud: What is…happening?

Tifa kneels in front of him and begins to undo the belts and buttons of his pants. She looks up at him and rolls her eyes.

Tifa: We’re talking about how you completely over-reacted earlier! I’m so mad at you!

Anything else Cloud would have said is lost as Tifa yanks his pants down, underwear and all and goes to town on him.

Tifa seems to be the type of person to be really angry on the outside but really happy on the inside over Cloud being jealous.

A quick visual guide to the progress of Cloud and Tifa’s relationship through out Rebirth.

Based off that cute meme from twitter.

The Chocobo he gave her. The Chocobo she gave him.

Pencil on paper.

Haven’t done an unhinged jealous Cloud in a bit.

Cloud and Tifa are at a coffee shop.

Barista: …and there’s yours.

Tifa: Thank you! How much is it?

Barista: I would never think of charging someone as pretty as you! It’s on the house but only if you come back so I can see you again.

Cloud: *eye twitching* I had a medium coffee, black.

Barista: Right you are! *hands Cloud his coffee*

Cloud: First: thank you for the compliment towards my partner. Second: *throws the boiling hot coffee into the barista’s eyes*

The barista falls back into the floor, writhing and screaming.

Tifa: Cloud!

Cloud: What?

Tifa: That’s, like, the third one!

Cloud: Then management should really have trained them to be more professional by now.

Inspired by real life. I never considered myself a jealous man, until I had a particular dream. All bets were off after that.

Tifa: Don’t put me on a pedestal!

Cloud: …how else am I supposed to worship you?

Tifa: …*face contorting between being really frustrated and really happy*

This would happen to them. I promise.

Someone on twitter made a post about Tifa laughing at a lot of Cloud’s snark and actions. Then I remember an article saying you laugh more around people you are attracted to.

Madam, could you be more obvious?

More Cloud and Tifa stuff because I knocked back an energy drink and can see forever. (For anyone over thirty this is actually a Dangerous, Forbidden Technique)

A reimagining of the Lifestream sequence. Well, maybe a prediction seeing how Sephiroth’s meta knowledge fucked with the story in the last two games.

Cloud sits in his subconscious inside the Lifestream. His form shifts from young to adult constantly. He pulls his legs up to his chest and buries his face behind his knee’s.

Behind him, Sephiroth floats. His single wing casting a large shadow over Cloud’s mutable form.

Sephiroth: You’ve never been real, Cloud. All you’ve done. All you’ve seen. An illusion.

Sephiroth reaches for Cloud’s shoulder.

Sephiroth: Give up…end it…submit…all you—

Tifa: Ahem.

Sephiroth: *eyes bulging and brow furrowing. He turns around to see Tifa standing behind him*

Tifa: *waving happily* Hey.

Sephiroth: Wha-what are you doing here?

Tifa: This is Cloud’s inner most mind, right?

Sephiroth: *turning fully to face her* Yes.

Tifa: Yeah. I live here rent free.

Sephiroth: *eyes darting side to side as he try’s to understand what the fuck is going on*

Tifa: And you, sir, are trespassing.

Sephiroth summons his sword and makes a blindingly fast horizontal slash. It is stopped short by Tifa’s index finger.

Tifa: You see, I’m kinda of a pillar here. He’s been using me as kinda of a safety net. Kinda flattering really. Knowing I’ve been saving him so much. So that means my strength here is *grabs hold of the blade and stares at Sephiroth menacingly* far beyond what you can hope to match.

Sephiroth: *sweating* This not gonna end well for me.

Tifa: *low, dangerous voice* This is not gonna end well for you.

I have a feeling there’s gonna be a boss fight with a specter of Jenova or Sephiroth at the end of the Lifestream sequence. I’d put money in it. It would be cool if Tifa got to fight him.

I am looking forward to Remake Part 3 so I made an interpretation of the final battle I believe we’re gonna get.

Inspired by that recent stream from Square Enix and the new Tifa’s Boyfriend tag.

Hey, hey, hey, HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!

I finally did a wholesome Cloud and Tifa smut fic! I hope you enjoy.

Saw this tweet and immediately thought of these two.

Tifa: *sighs sadly*

Meanwhile, Cloud is halfway across the planet, in the middle of a fight with a giant monster. He freezes while holding the monsters jaw open with his sword.

Cloud: Tifa is in distress.

I’ve been watching a lot of video’s on how Cloud is almost instinctively aware of all of Tifa’s little mannerisms. Especially her gasps and sighs. I’m not saying he’s a simp…wait, I think I am.

Cloud: How could you love me?

Tifa: How could I not love you?

I just…I just love them so much

These two are my favorite pair of characters of all time. Of course I have to spend my time making fun of them.

Cloud and Tifa walk down into the main dining area of Seventh Heaven. They are hand in hand and tired, happy smiles stretch across their faces.

The smell of pancakes fill the air. They see Barret in the kitchen, a large pile of pancakes next to him. Zack, Aerith and Elmyra sit around a table. Tifa sits down at the table and Cloud goes and gets them two cups of coffee.

Barret: Good timing! Almost done. Special Wallace family recipe.

Cloud: *handing Tifa her coffee* I don’t know…I ate pretty well already.

Tifa does at spit take into her coffee cup.

Barrett: *chuckling* Well, I would be mad…but, I ate pretty good too.

Elmyra does a spit take into her coffee cup.

Aerith: Well, whadda ya know, I did too.

Zack does a spit take into his coffee cup.

Half the group ate their pancakes happily, chatting and socializing. The other half could not look anyone in the eye. They all ate well.