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She/Her, 33, Aquarius, Bi, INFJ. This is home to my weirdness and transcends a gambit of interests. I am a fan of many things. Feel free to follow if you want a little girly spontaneity on your dash. I take photos of stuff sometimes, currently a fan of dice.
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Another Dice Photoshoot! Going to Queue everything up, as well as some older fall/autumn photos. This time of year I normally get in my feels for a bit.

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Need to remember where I put these lights. I got candy corn ones too last year, so probably going to do a couple other photo shoots between now and actual autumn...

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tell me something nice

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kyraneko

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

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mirage358

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

Slightly on the topic of removing toxic waste:

A hairdresser noticed that with oil spills, one of the biggest issues was the impact on wildlife because oil loves clinging to fur and feathers.

They used felting methods to create like a mat of hair & used it on a small scale test & it worked really well, the hair mainly stayed on top of the water like the oil & absorbed it like a sponge while leaving creatures & plants alone.

NASA is now working on large scale uses with the help of donated clippings from hair dressers and pet groomers.

And the hair can then be composted with the help of mushrooms.

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Sometimes wild attraction shit happens when you learn to separate masc/fem from man/woman. I’ve known queer women find the femininity in a man attractive. I’ve known gay men get so hot and bothered by the masculinity of a woman.

There was once a guy who was not really my type but then he did drag and was suddenly wildly attractive to me. And since I’m bisexual it doesn’t give me a crisis when someone is suddenly hot to me in an unconventional way. I used to think this was particularly a bi experience.

Then I’ve met plenty of gay men and lesbians who are also chill about that sort of thing. Sometimes life is like that “oops made out with a twink in Brighton who turned out to be a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian” and sometimes it’s like “hey, I’m not normally into men but this guy has got something hot going on.”

Getting a lot of traction again on this post. What it all boils down to is examining a few things:

1. Men and women are not opposites and if one or more isn’t your bag, you may sometimes find some aspects appealing and you don’t have to make it a big thing if you don’t want to.

Straight people will be like “oh haha if I was into women/men…” and it doesn’t make them not straight. It doesn’t have to change your label. Sometimes a person will exhibit aspects of your attractive gender without being it. Maybe it awakens something for you, sometimes it causes a funny/awkward mixup, sometimes it makes you go “huh” and think nothing more and do nothing more about it.

2. Many people see the change from iding as bi to gay/lesbian as a fine shift but think moving from gay/lesbian to bi is comphet. That’s shit.

3. There are countless people who date/sleep with people outside of what their label suggests. This is not actually a personal attack against you and does not require the same behavior from you. Looking at a queer man and a queer woman kissing is not forcing comphet on you.

4. Anyone who actually tries to force you to date/sleep with a person or demographic is a dogshit person for not respecting your comfort and boundaries BECAUSE of going against your wishes, not because it would lose you points on the Blizzard Diversity Wheel or rob you of your Gold/Platinum Star

5. Please understand what compulsive heterosexuality is and stop applying it to queer people being queer in ways you don’t like and aren’t part of

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prokopetz

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

anyways, if you feel the need to use ai to do your work for you, consider this: get a new hobby because this one isn't for you

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually

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