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A podcast for the aph Nordics but it’s just Denmark talking whilst everyone else responds with hums and occasionally Finland might say a sentence.
Anonymous asked:
I don’t remember if I ever asked this but….
Which Nordic‘s have the biggest potty mouth?
Like can you rank each of the Nordic‘s based on how often they curse?
I don't think I've gotten an ask like that before so I'd say you haven't sent it before :)
In relation to how many swear words they use compared to the total amount of talking they do I'd rank them like this (from most to least)
- Finland
- Norway
- Denmark
- Sweden
Iceland gets a separate mention cause I'd like to think the other think he's at the bottom of the list cause he keeps it together in their presence but actually he's on first place lmao
What languages do you headcannon the Nordics use to speak to each other?
Both in a group setting and one on one conversations.
To be honest I never thought about that. If I remember it correctly it’s canon that the nations speak some kind of language of their own to communicate with each other?
But also the idea of the Nordics sometimes talking in their own respective or one of the others languages is really sweet.. like imagine idk Norway comforting Denmark on a bad day and he talks Danish to him as a small way to show his love and make him feel even more calm and at home 🥺💕
Omg or or Finland (trying) talking Swedish just too see Sweden smile because he loves that so much. Them reciting their wedding vows in each other’s official language 😭💖
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Norfin week day 4, @norfin-week
"The cooking shall commence!" Denmark said in his best sports announcer voice as Iceland recorded his crazy family have a baking competition.
Sweden and Denmark on one team, Finland and Norway on the other.
The thing was, in said family only Iceland could actually bake, the rest tried and tended to fail miserably.
So they were having a contest due to an argument that Denmark and Finland had on who was the worst cook out of all of them.
Iceland silently pondered his life decisions as the 2 hours to bake started.
As for teamwork Norway and Finland had it in the bag, working like clockwork, Denmark and Sweden however, worked more like "That one group in every class project".
"WE SHOULD MAKE A DANISH!"
"How about we make cinnamon rolls instead?"
"Naaaah, those are boring" the spiky haired Dane whined.
While this was going on, Finland and Norway had already decided to make butter cookies, why you may ask. Because why not.
By the time the two taller nations came to an agreement on making a hybrid cinnamon-Danish. The other two had already got The beginning of their batter made.
Just as the other two finally got their shit together Finland took a little bit of batter and put it on Norway's nose. Who then proceeded to lick it and realized that they had used unsalted butter.
"FINLAND GET THE SALT!"
Finland rushed around trying to find said salt and dumped way to much into the baking, they both thought it was fine but it was very, very salty.
Iceland mentally faceplamed.
The hybrid pastry was going very badly for Denmark and Sweden, it was overly sweet, had much too much cinnamon and was almost drowning in jam. While Finland and Norway had created an incredibly salty cookie that had no sugar and that Finland coated in melted liquorice because why not.
Overall it was a dumpster fire.
And Iceland had to taste test it.
He first went for Denmark and Sweden's, to find that it wasn't all that bad, sure it would have probably given him diabetes if he wasn't a nation but at least it was mildly edible.
He then went over to the monstrosity that was whatever the other two had made.
Iceland nearly died.
"DID YOU NOT PUT ANY SUGAR IN THIS?!"
"YES WE DID!" Finland yelled
"ARE YOU SURE THAT WASN'T SALT BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I CAN TASTE!"
Both of them had a look of realization on their faces and Finland's mouth was in an "o"
"THE WINNER IS DENMARK AND SWEDEN!"
They both hugged eachother really tight since they had no clue how they won but they did.
Finland and Norway looked disappointed but they gave each other a tender hug as the camera was still rolling and Iceland had left to presumably clean his mouth with mouthwash.
Norway turned off the camera and who knows what happened next.
I made this meme and @galactic---burst said finland in a fedora has some cured energy so of course I had to make something of that.
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