Snippet from the little fic for the Cell Block Tango AU I'll hopefully be able to post by tonight:
“Oh.” Erzsébet stopped in her tracks. “I guess this is already occupied.” “Kind of,” Antonio said. “But Lovino’s almost done.” “Unless someone decides to interrupt me some more,” Lovino answered and glared at Michele over his shoulder. Michele rubbed his finger below his lower lip. “You’ve missed some lipstick there.” “You’ll have to scratch out lipstick from the inside of your eye socket if you won’t shut it.”
“You’ll have to scratch out lipstick from the inside of your eye socket if you won’t shut it.”
Now that’s how I know my boy Lovino
This is legit one of the reasons I love to write Lovino, his swearing, threats and rants are so much fun.
Also, your rb and @cunchishai's "👀" made me think that it's a pity I haven't thought too much about actual catfights yet. I love the banter and the posturing, but you know what? People should actually throw hands. Not just lover's quarrells when Matthias can't behave or Herakles actually getting worked up with Sadık so he pushes him off the stage. Not even Natalya disciplining everyone.
People like Antonio and Sadık really rolling in the dirt because hot air wasn't enough anymore. That'd be hilarious.
Oh god, please insert @artistocrazy's "I'm a Diplomat, but" drawing of Roderich. He's just had about enough at this point, too, but doesn't get it solved and only thrown into it and at the end, Erzsì has to solve the situation.
#truly an reenactment of the Habsburg-Ottoman Wars at this point#also I keep imagining Feliks tagging along with Toris and Natalya because he's bored#and I HAVE to imagine him watching the practice after Natalya took over and everyone is stiff with fear#Feliks: -cups hands in front of his mouth- I don't wanna slutshame but y'all could be sluttier!#Feliks IS also recording any petty scuffles that break out and posts it with THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIING#Michele is constantly on edge because he is fighting against his own psyche#doing a rosary against improper thoughts#his nerves are fraught enough that I can see him actually throwing it down with Lovino#if the latter annoys him enough#oh maybe a nordic scuffle could also be fun if like. mads and lukas are argueing#and the other two are taking sides#or mads just takes it out on berwald#they'd be cool by the end of the day again though#by the end of the hour. five minutes after the deed. s fine.
@breitzbachbea stop hiding all these gems in the tags omg