leaning tower of dickheads
Prussia headcanon
Hear me out in a modern au Gilbert would be tiktok famous for the most stupid comedy videos and constantly getting hurt in the process of making them. Tripping over things, falling of the bed, chairs, tables, it all happens. His videos with France and Spain are always going viral. Sometimes Roderich and Erzsébet appear in his tiktoks rather involuntarily but Gilbert’s viewers love them America and him doing a lot of duets due to distance when Alfred’s not around. His brother Germany always acts like he’s embarrassed by Prussia’s tiktok fame but secretly Ludwig watched all his videos and thinks they are pretty funny.
Mmmnnnhgg im about to fall asleep but i have thoughts
Arthur is about to get married to a hottie (i dont care who take your pick) and he invited his ex boyfriend, francis, to the wedding, mainly as a joke because the two arent on the best terms
Francis panics a little and decides he has to upstage arthur at his own wedding because how funny would that be, so he asks his coworker antonio to pretend to be his hot sexy spanish boyfriend to go to the wedding with him
Antonio obliges because free food, but only on the condition he can bring his equally sexy german ripped boyfriend Gilbert along too
Francis agrees because how else do you humiliate a rival?? by showing up dating two hunks and becoming the center of attention??? Absoloutely
Anyways fake relationship ends up in the three actually falling in love, goodnight thanks for listening
@clawedcosplay he absoloutely does and then argues with Arthur for 30 minutes because "actually, the suit isnt white its macaroon cream so watch your language :)"
Imagine Francis singing Waterloo to Arthur