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Fandom girl ||| My fandoms include but are not limited to: The Untamed, NIF, WOH, MLC, BE, LOTR, AFTG, Captive Prince, Lymond, Hannibal, Discworld, book quotes, fanfic, (ALL the) ships, LGBTQA stuff. ||| + whatever else catches my eye. ||| European ||| Brainy is the new sexy.
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squiiids

thread count is a lie perpetrated by Big Bedsheets. what really matters is the material.

i said this as a joke but then i googled this and

turns out i was right?????? high thread count IS a lie?????

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naryrising

I was explaining the premise of Mysterious Lotus Casebook to some other fandom friends.

Me: It's about a detective who faked his death. Years ago, he and his rival were having a big fight, they injured each other and fell into the sea, and he was assumed to be dead... but he's still alive and now he goes around solving mysteries.

Friend: Oh, so Reichenbach Falls.

Me: .... goddammit. How did I not think of this.

Me: Yes, Reichenbach Falls, except if years post-Reichenbach Holmes and Moriarty team up to solve crimes, and Watson is a much younger himbo that Holmes somehow picked up along the way.

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dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

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I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

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death of subcultures and death of third places are directly connected and you can’t convince me otherwise

Instead of subcultures now, we have "aesthetics" because when you can't create a community, all that's left is appearing to be in one

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annelidist

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

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hiveswap

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show, #character's boyfriend's name"

ARE YOU INSANE

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