I cannot wait until Pokemon Go creepypasta surfaces

pikachu is real and he tried to suck my dick

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

Man Who Is Ruthlessly Addicted To Hentai Thinks His Opinion Matters

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

T4T

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sweet jesus it’s an anti at field

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

Hat tip to @eloso and thank you!

Terry Gilliam

paul mccartney

look idk how you got that photo of me but im a very private person and id just. id really rather not have that on the internet.

i need you

Chili

aggressively southern gay

me

ME ALSO

Space Jam was a documentary

“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”

last weekend's whimsy