i love sam wilson.

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

I WILL lobotomize any and all appliances in my home

*rests elbow gently on windowsill* when will the magical mystery tour come to take me away

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

Existencial crisis mood board

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

do you need to talk

i wish i was a croissant 

I, personally, am excited for 2039 when the volunteers from space can come home, prove large scale time dilation, and tell us about some worlds so newly born

This is still the biggest mood tbh

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listen!!! normalize giving swords as romantic gestures!!!