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The Y-Axis isn't that bad. Plus they have precise figures for every 2 years on the graph itself. This isn't a misleading graph.

The improvement is actually greater than this graph shows, since while house fires more than halved, the US population increased by 51% from 220 million to 332 million.

The number of house fires per 1000 people per year went from 3.289 to 1.023, a 69% reduction.

nice.

nice

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catchymemes
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teaboot

Counter argument: Immortal, invisible, malevolent mouse

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zohbugg
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wemblingfool

Ring slips around mouse’s neck and is gone.

The rest of the movie is just the 9 Nazgul trying to capture the mouse while the eye of Sauron watches an extended game of Mouse Trap unfolding before him.

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pitbolshevik
Anonymous asked:

kinda tmi but i went to this super hot (and i mean SUPER HOT) milf’s house to hook up, and she had a pitbull who was a bit neurotic but super friendly, so i was like, cool, i unironically love it when dogs are passive aggressive, it’s just so funny. so anyways we start getting to it and the dog starts SCREAMING!!!! like absolutely losing his mind. we look over and he’s just got this horrified look on his doggy face. he doesn’t stop screaming until i get off of her. we try to shoo him out the door. nope. if we put him outside, he screams. if we let him in, he screams as soon as we kiss. we tried to distract him with a bone. nope. tried a kong toy. nope. eventually we gave up and i went home and now i’ve got beef with a dog. i’m running for mayor on a platform of “give all pitbulls ugly ass poodle haircuts”

im sorry im losing my fucking mind over this

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