[Maybe I'm the afterglow. 'Cause I'm with a band you know. Don't you hear the laughter on the way down. Yes I am the anchorman. Dining here with son of Sam. Here too much to chatter on the way down.]
[The way this place feels when I walk through the door, Sam is very proud.]
[I'VE GOT MY TWO SONS SAM AND ZACH WORKING HERE WITH ME. ZACH BEHIND THE BAR.]
[It's got a smoky taste from the bacon. I grew up with my mom's meatloaf, but I am really in love with Sam, and it hurts very much. So, Mom takes second fiddle now? Yeah. Okay.]
[AND I'M HIS SON, SO IT'S SAM-SON'S SANDWICH. AND HIS NAMESAKE SANDWICH AND EXISTS IS THE SEED OF WHAT WILL EMERGE FROM IT. SO HOW DO WE MAKE IT? IT'S MADE WITH PRIME RIB.]
[Kasuri methi. Spice. [Guy] Saffron. [Sam] Stir fry till the sheen and the oil oozes out. [Guy] It's gorgeous. Little of the gravy into the basmati.]
[IT MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER. YOU NEED A CHILI FIX. BUT PEOPLE ARE ONLY WHAT THEY THINK OF THEMSELVES. IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT SAM'S. (Sam) EVERY BITE HAS A PIECE OF PORK.]
[Say, where can a guy get something to eat around here? This just came out of the oven, and Sam shows up. Look at it. It's like a baby. You eat that, and you won't drive 55. You'll drive, like, 35. No, that's for two.]
[RIGHT. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. GORGEOUS. LOOK AT THAT-- NICE LEAN, MEAN BROTH. I WISH I COULD STOP BEING IN LOVE WITH SAM. I REALLY DO. GET A LITTLE BIT OF THE TOMATO IN THERE, THEN YOU GET THE SAUSAGE AND THE CLAM]
[SO THE FOLKS FROM THE LOCAL TROLLEY COMPANY TOLD ME THOUGH HELLO, SAM, SHE BREATHED ONTO THE RIVER BREEZE, THEY SEND 'EM HERE TO BLACKWATER GRILL.]
[His son, Sam, is who I started with. He cried when I went away, sweeping up, putting groceries on the shelves, and fell in love with it.]
[GIF 1: A pizza sitting on top of a table. Caption: Who are you talking to?] [GIF 2: A man wearing a hat and glasses. Caption: I WAS JUST TAKING MY PILLS, SAM.] [GIF 3: A close up of a slice of pizza. Caption: IU!IS!UIME!UO!BSEAUIE/(] [GIF 4: A close up of food. Caption: 'Thank you, Jim Cunningham.'] [GIF 5: A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: 'Thank you, Jim Cunningham.']
[Guy Fieri and woman preparing food in a kitchen. Caption: Ah! Oh! Turn over Tess's hand. Forget it, Al. You were wrong. Sam, turn over Tess's hand.]
[5 images. Guy Fieri et al. standing in a room. A man standing in a kitchen. A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. A slice of pizza. Captions: You got 23 minutes, or that train is gonna hit her. So I should get in the car and start driving? Yeah. Crossing's that way. You go that way. Al, you're getting a little paranoid. Sam, how do you think I lived this long?]
[3 images. A man standing in a kitchen. A man standing in a room. A close up of food. Captions: Oh, you know. You dirty rat. You dirty, rotten rat. No, Sam.]
[Guy Fieri eating a slice of pizza. Caption: Look, it's a streaker. ! Helluva fight, Sam. Right on the button.]
[3 images. A person holding a pot. A close up of a bowl. Guy Fieri looking at the camera. Captions: - you can change back straightaway. - Really? Yes. In fact, I myself have changed sex 22 times. - (Applause) - And Sam,]