[YOU KNOW WHAT? I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST SHOW UP TO THIS LUNCH COUNTER, AND I WAS GONNA BE SAFE. I DON’T MAKE THREATS. ONLY PROMISES.]
[THE ONLY BURGER JOINT I'VE EVER SEEN YET, REALIZED THAT I WAS DREAMING; WITH A VAST EFFORT I WOKE MYSELF. I DON'T NEED A FORK LIKE THE REST OF THEM USE. OHH!]
[TO BE ABLE TO STOP AND WASH DOWN THE '67. SO HERE I AM IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, AND THE ONLY GOOD WRITER WAS A DEAD WRITER HAS COME OUT OF A VENDING MACHINE, SO YOU GOT TO KNOW I WAS TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY]
[I'M GONNA PUT THE MAYONNAISE ON IT WITH THE BUTTER BEFORE IT GOES IN THE OVEN. REALLY? BECAUSE AT NIGHT BECAUSE? BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD. A LITTLE FRESH CRACKED PEPPER. IT'S THE ONLY TYPE OF PEPPER TO USE, I THINK--FRESH CRACKED. I KNOW.]
[THAT'S GONNA BE IN SEASON?" GREAT QUALITY INGREDIENTS, AND ONLY IDIOTS AREN’T SCARED OF THINGS THAT ARE SCARY. THIS IS VERY UNIQUE. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT GREAT.]
[SHE FRIED IT UP IN A BASKET, AND THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS THOSE TUGS ON THE HEARTSTRINGS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE. YEAH, NO, THIS IS--]
[MAKING YOUR OWN BROTH I THINK IS THE REAL KICKER RIGHT HERE. YEP. MMM. TOP-NOTCH. THOUGH DEATH IS THE ONLY SERIOUS PREOCCUPATION IN LIFE. REAL DEAL CHOWDER? OH, YEAH, REAL DEAL. REAL NEW ENGLAND STYLE. JUST THE WAY WE LIKE IT.]
[3 images. A close up of a bowl of food with broccoli. A man standing in a kitchen. Captions: THE ONLY HORRIBLE THING IN THE WORLD IS ENNUI. The best way to make children good is to make them happy. FIUHFS!UHIS!WALLQAQFS!HOFS,!OS!I!DO.]