[Sing news with passion of the pistol. Sing news of the warning by the whistle. A night so dark in the waning. A dawn obscured by slight sky raining.]
[Even if you've gone together for only a short time and haven't been too serious. There's still a feeling of rejection when someone says she prefers the company of others to your exclusive company. But if you're honest and direct and avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news.]
[Wonder does the news go about whenever a fresh one is let down.]
[Sing news with passion of the pistol. Sing news of the warning by the whistle. A night so dark in the waning. A dawn obscured by slight sky raining on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.]
[(woman) HE'S NOT GONNA TALK. HE'S EATING. MY STRING BROKE! NEWS AT 11:00. WE'RE HERE AT NADINE'S AND, BE PATIENT AND CURIOUS INSTEAD OF INSTANTLY JUDGEMENTAL HAS BROKEN JUST WHEN WE HAPPENED TO BE HERE. NADINE, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT? TERRIBLE.]
[I FEEL BAD WIPIN' SAUCE OFF MY LIPS. THAT'S JUST--THAT'S WRONG. I SHOULD JUST LICK IT OFF. AND NEVER, IF YOU CAN HELP IT, BE THE BRINGER OF ILL NEWS... MAY I HELP YOU, PLEASE, MA'AM? YES, A SMALL ORDER OF PORK SHOULDER MEAT. FROM THE BRISKET THAT'S BEEN SMOKIN']
[When it starts bubbling -- You want it spicy? Yeah, throw a little heat on it. The hunters asked him news of game. That's gonna give it that nice toasty spice flavor. I pull those wings out.]
[The news disturbed no one.]
[GIF 1: Caption: What am I doing here?] [GIF 2: A man sitting in a car. Caption: Great. Thanks.] [GIF 3: A man sitting in a car. Caption: Good news.]
[3 images. A couple of people that are standing in the grass. A man standing on a table. A close up of a beach. Captions: I told you that. Now stop bringing that up! Hello, this is your local news. This next office was Jackson Hale's.]
[A cup of coffee. Caption: I suppose that's good news for all you bassoonists out there.]
[3 images. A man standing in front of a table. A close up of a person eating food. A close up of food. Captions: A glut on the market. You won't be able to give them away. - Seven, and be done with it. - On delivery to Masilia? - Oh, please! - Agreed. See to the details. I hope you got a decent price off those parasites. Good enough. News from Rome?]
[3 images. A man standing in front of a car. A man standing next to a car. A sign on the side of a building. Captions: I love you. I love you too. I have good news.]
[A group of people in a room. Caption: Good news is... that's fantastic.]
[3 images. A close up of a hand holding a piece of bread. Guy Fieri standing in a kitchen. Captions: - More bad news for the war effort? - Shut up! Jerry, come here. If you were a soul...]
[A close up of a bowl of soup. Caption: Caesar has no bad news for you, I hope.]