[LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY. MMM. ME LIKEY. BUT CAN YOU HONESTLY LOVE A DISHONEST THING? NOW I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE PASTRAMI AND BACON-- I'M WATCHING MY PETITE DANCER'S FIGURE--]
[But fortunately for me, I beat the crowds. What loneliness is more lonely than distrust? That monstrosity is our beef rib --]
[A close up of food, caption: Look at that monstrosity.]