[What is a writer of fiction but a liar with a licence?]
[Image 1: A tray of food. Caption: I won't live this way. I've been incorrigible.] [Image 2: A person holding a cup. Caption: Mom, you made me do this. Stop this!] [Image 3: A close up of a person holding a plate of food. Caption: Fuck yourself! Paul! Shut up! ...cowardly lion.] [Image 4: A hand holding a half eaten sandwich on a plate. Caption: Grace, I'll never say it again.] [Image 5: Guy Fieri looking at the camera. Caption: Liar! No! I promise!]
[A man cooking in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: No one believes a liar even when he tells the truth]
[A bowl of food. Caption: No one believes a liar even when he tells the truth]
[Guy Fieri looking at the camera, caption: -(Gavel pounding) -Dyatlov: I know what you are,Valery Alexeyevich. -You're a liar. -We've heard enough for today.]