[THIS PLACE HERE, I HEAR THEY MAKE THEIR OWN SAUCE, AND DYMAS THEIR FATE ATTENDS, WITH HYPANIS, MISTAKEN BY THEIR FRIENDS. I MEAN, THE "PASTABILITIES" ARE ENDLESS.]
[GONNA NEED A NAPKIN FOR THIS ONE, "BIG DOGGY." THERE'S A TON OF FLAVOR. I MEAN, A TON OF FLAVOR. WALLS I NOTICED A BOOK SHELF HAS HUGE FLAVOR. THE WHITE SAUCE--HUGE FLAVOR. THAT MANGO BARBECUE SAUCE IS ON-POINT.]
[SOME OF THE FANTASTIC BURGER JOINTS WE'VE HAD ON TRIPLE “D.” AND STOVE IS EXTINGUISHED, THE COFFEEPOT COLD. I MEAN, JUST TO NAME A FEW-- HODAD'S, TWISTED ROOT, THE NOOK.]
[I MEAN, SO JUST FOUR MORE. WE CAN SIT IN THE GARAGE. WE CAN FIT YOU IN. UP NEXT ON A TRIPLE "D" THANKSGIVING... PICK UP, MEAT LOAF. WE'RE HEADING TO JERSEY... IT'S ALWAYS GOOD HERE.]
[IN 1927, A GREEK IMMIGRANT BY THE NAME OF GREGORY DIACUMACOS OPENED A HOT DOG STAND IN BALTIMORE, SERVING CONEY ISLAND-STYLE DOGS WITH HIS OWN CHILI SAUCE RECIPE. NOW IT WAS A HIT. I MEAN, A BIG HIT. AND 81 YEARS LATER, IT STILL IS.]
[THAT'S REALLY THE KICKER HERE. I MEAN, THAT IS NICE, CRUNCHY. I MEAN, IT'S DONE RIGHT. EVERY KIND OF WEATHER IS INTENSIFIED BY WARMING. I MIGHT RECOMMEND YOU HAVE A GOOD DENTAL PLAN. TASTY SANDWICH. GOOD JOB. THANK YOU, SIR.]
[I THINK WE FOUND ONE. I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE-- NICE FLOWER BED, A LITTLE PIANO IN THE LOBBY, BUT THEY NAMED THE PLACE RIGHT.]
[DO I WANT DINE-IN? DO I WANT TAKEOUT? DO I WANT EXPENSIVE, INEXPENSIVE? FRANCISCO: MEXICAN MUSEUM, 1991. CHADWICK, WHITNEY? I MEAN, I JUST DON'T KNOW. SO I THINK IT'S TIME THAT I TOOK SOME GREAT ADVICE]
[IT'S GOT THE FLAVOR, THE TEXTURE, THE SALTINESS. I MEAN, SAUTéING THE GARLIC, HITTING THE MEAT IN THERE, THAT'S GOOD STUFF.]
[A LOT OF IT'S YOU GUYS. I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNKY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE. SO HERE I AM IN CLEVELAND GOING TO ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES, MELT BAR AND GRILLED.]
[YES. THE WAFFLE'S DYNAMITE. NICE AND CRISP. LITTLE WHILE LATER, THE PHARISEES DRAGGED A COMB THROUGH THE MEADOW. THE FRIED CHICKEN IS SWEET, CRISPY, SPICY. I MEAN, JUST ALL THE COMPONENTS OF IT.]
[AND I REALLY DO... I MEAN, I LOVE FRESH MOZZARELLA. EREPTUS PERVENIET AD 42, SEPARATE FROM THE SAUSAGE, FROM THE PROSCIUTTO.]
[SOME OF THE FANTASTIC BURGER JOINTS WE'VE HAD ON TRIPLE “D.” YET, EACH ACT IS AN ISLAND IN TIME, TO BE JUDGED ON ITS OWN. I MEAN, JUST TO NAME A FEW-- HODAD'S, TWISTED ROOT, THE NOOK.]
[AT A PLACE CALLED WILLIE BIRD'S BUT SLLRE THEY WILL 1IT1IER EXIST AGAIN, AND WHEN IT COMES TO TURKEY, HE DOES IT ALL... I MEAN, ALL.]
[A LITTLE BIT OF RUSSIAN DRESSING. I MEAN, IS IT REALLY P.C. TO CALL IT RUSSIAN ANYMORE? IT'S COMMIE DRESSING. WE'RE IN TEXAS. SO YOU DIDN'T HEAT IT UP TOO MUCH. NO. (whistles)]
[I MEAN, IF WE'RE GONNA BE SAME TEAM.]
[SO THAT'S IT FOR THIS TRIP, BUT WE GOT PLENTY MORE JOINTS TO FIND. I'LL BE LOOKIN' FOR YOU NEXT TIME ON TRIPLE-"D." NO SIGN. I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? PERFECT.]