[THREE TIMES A DAY AND GET THESE GREAT MEALS. YOU COME HERE. YOU EAT HERE. YOU LEAVE. AND YOU FEEL GOOD AND HAPPY.]
[THERE ISN'T A DAY THAT GOES BY THAT WE DON'T SIT HERE AT WORK AND LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND I CANNOT STAND OBJECTIONS. THEY MAKE ME SO UNDECIDED THAT EVERYBODY LEAVES HERE HAPPY AND SMILING. LET'S GO! (train whistles)]
[Death and the shadow that it casts on life scares me little or none. People tell me of a divine right and the happy chosen one. I'm a freak, 'cause the morals clash with others in my world. I go home while they work hard, then they say I'm wrong.]
[HE ALWAYS WANTED TO HANG OUT IN AND SUCCEEDING. THERE YOU GO, HUH? HE SAYS YOU ALWAYS KEEP THE WORKING GUYS WELL FED AND HAPPY, BUT EVERYONE'S WELCOME. JUST PARK BEHIND THE BACKHOE AND COME ON IN. GET OVER HERE, MAN!]
[I got -- [ Chuckles ] [ Laughs ] The Happy Corpse laughed. So we're gonna let this cook, add the tomato paste, and then we'll let it cool]
[We're really proud that we've become such a staple for the community and the neighborhood, and we're really happy to share that with the rest of the country. We're breaking a few rules here.]
[GIF 1: 76% sure it's a bowl of food. Caption: Ooh! Cider vinegar. And that's it.] [GIF 2: 76% sure it's a person standing in a kitchen. Caption: All we got to do is just let this get happy, happy, happy.] [GIF 3: 53% sure it's a half eaten sandwich sitting on top of a table. Caption: Sharp cheddar cheese goes on both sides of the bread.]
[Image 1: A close up of a pan on a stove. Caption: These people hit the jackpot with ediBOL moving in down here.] [Image 2: A man standing in front of a cake. Caption: That is a happy food, a very happy place.] [Image 3: A close up of a pot with food in it. Caption: You're a happy person. ‐Yeah.] [Image 4: Caption: I love doing what I'm doing.] [Image 5: A man looking at the camera. Caption: Well, there's no question about that.]
[GIF 1: A man standing in a kitchen. Caption: IS WHAT THE CLASSIC DINER IS ALL ABOUT.] [GIF 2: A man that is standing in the street. Caption: NOW THROW IN GREAT FOOD AND A VELVET ELVIS--] [GIF 3: A man standing on a street. Caption: HOW CAN YOU MISS?] [GIF 4: A piece of cake on a plate. Caption: I LOVE THE PEOPLE. I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY] [GIF 5: A person preparing food in a kitchen. Caption: AND JUST THROWING A PARTY.]
[Image 1: A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: All wet.] [Image 2: A person cooking in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: WILLIE: I was happy in Shanghai.] [Image 3: A person cooking in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: I had a little house and a garden.] [Image 4: A man looking at the camera. Caption: (MOSQUITO BUZZES)] [Image 5: A close up of a piece of bread. Caption: My friends were rich.]
[Image 1: A person wearing glasses and smiling at the camera. Caption: ♪ Some are created to love, while the others - to live ♪] [Image 2: A cup of coffee. Caption: A!LOWELETT!WORLE!IT!B!EEBE!WORLE/] [Image 3: A man standing in a kitchen. Caption: If the world were clear, art would not exist.] [Image 4: A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.] [Image 5: A close up of a bowl. Caption: Men die; and they are not happy]
[5 images. A group of people standing in front of a store. A person standing in a room. Guy Fieri standing in front of a store. A person standing in front of a restaurant. A pizza sitting on top of a wooden cutting board. Captions: Anyway, the point is, it's your birthday - it's our birthday - so happy birthday from the future. Thank you very much, Pam... Seeing myself reminds me how happy and surprised I was on this day. ♪ Well, thank you very much, Pam Bachelor from the future ♪]
[5 images. A man riding on the back of a car. A close up of a plate of food on a table. A large building. A man smiling for the camera. Captions: We've got the transmission from your parents coming in. Fine. Put it on here, please. Take me in a bit. Certainly. Hello, Frank. Happy birthday, darling.]
[3 images. A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. A woman smiling for the camera. A man smiling for the camera. Captions: A mother was only as happy as her most unhappy child. Cinnamon is not a controlled substance. There are always Uncles at Christmas.]
[3 images. A train is parked on the side of a building. A car driving down a street. A person holding a sign. Captions: ANYWAY, AFTER A WHILE MY WIFE BECAME PREGNANT. We were so happy. My wife's belly got bigger and bigger. Then, in the sixth month, she started feeling strange]
[A close up of food. Caption: You were happy one second ago.]
[5 images. A man cooking in a kitchen. A piece of food on a plate. A close up of a plate of food. A close up of a plate of food with a fork. Guy Fieri looking at the camera. Captions: So, I was very happy to see you. Yes, me too. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there is nothing wrong. Really. It's okay. I do understand.]