[JALAPEÑOS, LETTUCE. PLEASE DADDY DON'T GET DRUNK THIS CHRISTMAS." I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY MOMMA CRY. PLEASE DADDY DON'T GET DRUNK THIS CHRISTMAS. I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY MOMMA CRY.]
[Striking at mental apparitions. Like a drunk on a vacant street. Silently beset by the hands of time. And elegant in its fury. An aberrant crack as skeletons yield. To unrelenting gravity. While viruses prowl for helpless victims. Who succumb rapidly.]
[Carrie and Lowell. Such a long time ago. Like a dead horse. Meadowlark, drive your arrow. Season of hope (after the flood). Valentine, spurn my sorrow. Head on the floorboards (covered in blood). Drunk as a horsefly. Climb on the mattress pad. Twist my arm.]
[SO WHEN WE POUR THAT OVER THE CHICKEN, THAT'S WHEN IT GETS DRUNK-- WE ADD THE BOOZE THEN? YES. I COULD HARDLY GET TO SLEEP FOR DREAMING OF REVENGE. WHISKEY. THIS MARINADE HAS TO BE ABSORBED INTO THE FLESH OVERNIGHT...]
[He swayed like a drunk.]
[A blurry image of a boy. Caption: ...I would rather die drunk.]
[A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: Being a drunk.]
[A man and a woman standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: But it's all just drunk sincerity.]
[A close up of a logo. Caption: Some things were just meant to be drunk,]
[A man standing in front of a car, caption: Some things were just meant to be drunk,]
[A man talking on a cell phone, caption: Some things were just meant to be drunk,]
[A man preparing food in a restaurant, caption: Some things were just meant to be drunk,]
[Guy Fieri looking at the camera, caption: Some things were just meant to be drunk,]
[A group of people posing for the camera, caption: "as Peter's hand is reaching for it. "Why, Tink, you have drunk my medicine.]
[A hand holding a glass of wine, caption: - Let me drive. - No, you're drunk. You always drive!]