[If there was a county in Flavortown named Tamale, that would be it, man. That is it. That's all right here, right now, on "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives."]
[Now, leave me alone as I finish this. FIERI: Coming up, a funky food truck in El Paso... When you seek it, you cannot find it. We. ...making minus-the-meat Mexican... You're taking people to another county of Flavortown.]
[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... A RETRO GAS STATION... LOOK AT THE BOUNTY OF THE COUNTY. AND ABSORBED IN AN INSTANT INTO ETERNITY. WHAT'D HE SAY? IN VANCOUVER, B.C...]